10 Reasons Why My Cat is Better Than an Illlegal Alien

[stevefromqueens]

1) He understands English.
2) He loves the USA.
3) His vet doesn't take Medicaid.
4) You can't buy Friskies Buffet with food stamps.
5) He's neutered.
6) He's never been arrested.
7) He pees in his litter pan, not in public.
He doesn't expect me to grow fur, roll in catnip, or chase mice in order to  understand his "culture".
9) He is not a burden on the health care or educational system.
10) He doesn't expect us to change Columbus Day to Morris the Cat Memorial Day

[MassuhDGoodName]

HERE'S ONE MORE REASON WHY MY CAT IS BETTER THAN A WETBACK:

SHE BATHES CONSTANTLY AND IS FASTIDIOUSLY CLEAN!

[azrom]

LMAO, great thread

[wonderfulgoy]

Here is my cat in the long grass 

[Scriabin]

Here is my cat in the long grass 

Looks like a very fine cat!