General Category > General Discussion
Which lion do you prefer?
admin:
The thread about cats and illegal aliens on Immigration Crisis gave me this idea. JTF has always expressed love for real animals because they are G-d's creation. I think we should honor them.
Judging by looks alone, which is nicer?
Lion The Lion
or
Lion The Elephant?
Christian Zionist:
The first (real) lion looks nicer obviously!
The real lion gratifies its appetite by killing one or a few other animals at a time. The elephant lion gratifies her appetite by intellectually killing millions of readers.
The real lion does not abort nor a lesbian. The elephant lion is capable of (or already doing both ;D) doing both.
The real lion does not lie but the elephant lion is a pathalogical liar and a dishonest person.
wonderfulgoy:
We should do something useful with that fat elephant, and feed her to the real lions. Since she has obviously over-enjoyed food in this life I think it's only fair other creatures should enjoy eating her. ;D
wonderfulgoy:
--- Quote from: Yacov Menashe Ben Rachamim on October 26, 2006, 12:23:10 AM ---What makes you think lions would want to eat her? I mean would you eat her if she was a cow (Cow is by the way one of the names she has been called.)?
Besides, JTF calls for healthy eating. It wouldn't be healthy to eat a ton of fat like that. Since JTF likes real animals, we should only give them healthy food.
--- End quote ---
She'd be like the prophet Daniel, spending all night in the lion's den but they wouldn't touch her. :D
wonderfulgoy:
--- Quote from: Yacov Menashe Ben Rachamim on October 26, 2006, 12:40:25 AM ---But isn't that insulting to Daniel?
--- End quote ---
You're one step ahead of me again! :D I suppose she's more like Jezebel, in which case the dogs will eat her!
Navigation
[0] Message Index
[#] Next page
Go to full version