A Great Joke a Friend of Mine Told Me a Few Days Ago

[OdKahaneChai]

I don't know how many of you have heard this before, but I thought it was really funny:

So an Indian (Native American), a Muslim, and a Cowboy are on a train.  The Indian says, "I am so sad.  My people were once many in this country, and now we are few." 

The Muslim says, "I am so happy!  My people were once few in this country, and now we are many."

Then the Cowboy says, "Well that 'cause we haven't played Cowboys and Muslims yet..."