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What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

Hop on one foot barking like a monkey (mmhmm)
2 (9.5%)
Scream like a chimpanzee (mmhmm)
1 (4.8%)
I'm sorry, but my rebbe said that Klondike Bars are not kosher. Besides I just ate meat awhile ago.
3 (14.3%)
Go to the store and buy one.
10 (47.6%)
What's a Klondike Bar?
5 (23.8%)

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Offline cjd

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Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
« Reply #25 on: October 09, 2007, 09:38:03 PM »
Quote from: Yacov Menashe Ben Rachamim on October 09, 2007, 09:26:32 PM
There was a "Dairy Bar" owned by Italians in Philadelphia, not too far from me. They sold ice cream and water ice and they lived above the store. I think they went out of business now and the once Italian neighborhood went schvartza.


The Italian Ice King of Corona is a place much like that. Sadly the neighborhood has gone bad except for a few blocks around the town square. The Ice King was a neighborhood shop but now sells Ices all over the country.
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Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
« Reply #26 on: October 10, 2007, 12:02:36 AM »
Quote from: Yacov Menashe Ben Rachamim on October 09, 2007, 09:15:08 PM
Massages are stupid. It is immoral for a man to give one to a woman unless it is wife. And giving it to another man is just gay. So massages should be in marriage only. It should not be professional. That's like being a hooker.



yaacov, you need to get out more often instead of posting polls on this forum...YOU ARE SOOOOOOO WRONG!!!
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Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
« Reply #27 on: October 10, 2007, 02:11:00 AM »
How old are  you yacov?Just curious....
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Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
« Reply #28 on: October 10, 2007, 03:43:33 AM »
I'd kill 5,000 muslim-arabs.




........................Then again I'd do that for a stick of chewing gum.
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Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
« Reply #29 on: October 10, 2007, 03:45:07 AM »
Id do that for free!
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Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
« Reply #30 on: October 10, 2007, 08:56:27 PM »
I chose "Go to the store and buy one"..not sure if I'd make a fool out of myself to eat one...because once its gone, its gone for good.( Or at least until you can get back to the store to buy another one. :) )
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Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
« Reply #31 on: October 11, 2007, 08:04:54 AM »
Quote from: ~*Mills*~ on October 11, 2007, 01:14:26 AM
Quote from: Daniel on October 09, 2007, 06:47:47 PM
What do you call a lesbian Eskimo?

A Klondike :)

 :::D OH goodness, when I read this, I laughed soooo hard!

Anywhoo, yes Klondike bars are Kosher:
See the "K" at the bottom of the picture? (It's kind of blurry)



What do you call a self-hating Jewish eskimo?  A Klon-kyke....hardeehar har...
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Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
« Reply #32 on: October 14, 2007, 05:45:21 AM »
Quote from: dannycookie57 on October 11, 2007, 08:04:54 AM
Quote from: ~*Mills*~ on October 11, 2007, 01:14:26 AM
Quote from: Daniel on October 09, 2007, 06:47:47 PM
What do you call a lesbian Eskimo?

A Klondike :)

 :::D OH goodness, when I read this, I laughed soooo hard!

Anywhoo, yes Klondike bars are Kosher:
See the "K" at the bottom of the picture? (It's kind of blurry)



What do you call a self-hating Jewish eskimo?  A Klon-kyke....hardeehar har...
What painful condition does an eskimo get when he sits on the ice for too long?


Polaroids.
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Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
« Reply #33 on: October 14, 2007, 08:02:40 PM »
Quote from: ~*Mills*~ on October 11, 2007, 01:14:26 AM
Quote from: Daniel on October 09, 2007, 06:47:47 PM
What do you call a lesbian Eskimo?

A Klondike :)

 :::D OH goodness, when I read this, I laughed soooo hard!

Anywhoo, yes Klondike bars are Kosher:
See the "K" at the bottom of the picture? (It's kind of blurry)



Good! I'm glad I amuse :)
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Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
« Reply #34 on: November 22, 2007, 07:28:34 AM »
  I would punch an Imam in the nuts!
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Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
« Reply #35 on: November 22, 2007, 07:34:34 AM »
What do you call a lesbian driving a delivery truck full of [censored]?

A Dick van Dyke!

*a Jackie Martling joke
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Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
« Reply #36 on: November 22, 2007, 07:37:32 AM »
I don't know what they were, now I do and I think I will still pass, they look very sweet. I don't eat much sugar at all.
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