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Re: Welcome to the Dannycookie "Ask the Love Doctor Show!"
« Reply #50 on: December 02, 2007, 10:13:59 PM »
If Danny's a virgin, so is Paris Hilton. :D

What come on she was just practicing  :::D
Practicing to do what?

Smuggle salamis??

And anything else that fits  :-X

ok children read this forum too..let's keep it clean ;)

I always do  ;)

Yes with soap and scrub brush...do you need me to scrub your back for you? lol...ok you have a bf..just kidding.
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Re: Welcome to the Dannycookie "Ask the Love Doctor Show!"
« Reply #51 on: December 02, 2007, 10:19:21 PM »
Yes with soap and scrub brush...do you need me to scrub your back for you? lol...ok you have a bf..just kidding.

Now Doc I don't think your Rabbi would approve  :::D

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Re: Welcome to the Dannycookie "Ask the Love Doctor Show!"
« Reply #52 on: December 02, 2007, 10:25:44 PM »
Wait a second...I can get love advice from my dentist :o  I had no idea:P
and here Ive just been using him all these years to keep my teeth pretty ^-^

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Re: Welcome to the Dannycookie "Ask the Love Doctor Show!"
« Reply #53 on: December 03, 2007, 08:49:59 PM »
Wait a second...I can get love advice from my dentist :o  I had no idea:P
and here Ive just been using him all these years to keep my teeth pretty ^-^

well, as you know, we are good with our hands.
If someone says something bad about you, say something nice about them. That way, both of you would be lying.

In your heart you know WE are right and in your guts you know THEY are nuts!

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Re: Welcome to the Dannycookie "Ask the Love Doctor Show!"
« Reply #54 on: December 03, 2007, 08:57:27 PM »
How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

One does not deal with terrorists; one does not bargain with terrorists; one kills terrorists.
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Re: Welcome to the Dannycookie "Ask the Love Doctor Show!"
« Reply #55 on: December 03, 2007, 09:38:34 PM »
Dr Dan,

I fear theres sounds like alot of cases in this forum of the old Polynesian virus.............."Lacka Nookie".

What is your suggestion?

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Re: Welcome to the Dannycookie "Ask the Love Doctor Show!"
« Reply #56 on: December 03, 2007, 09:43:07 PM »
Wait a second...I can get love advice from my dentist :o  I had no idea:P
and here Ive just been using him all these years to keep my teeth pretty ^-^

well, as you know, we are good with our hands.

Ha ha well his hands are married....so it will be advice only ^-^

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Re: Welcome to the Dannycookie "Ask the Love Doctor Show!"
« Reply #57 on: December 03, 2007, 09:45:58 PM »
You can't talk to dentists.

Unless you stick your finger in your mouth and go.." wuh blah blah wah wa, ma blah mwah wah blah" they can't undrestand you.

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Re: Welcome to the Dannycookie "Ask the Love Doctor Show!"
« Reply #58 on: December 03, 2007, 10:10:21 PM »
How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

move that question for next sunday night.
If someone says something bad about you, say something nice about them. That way, both of you would be lying.

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Re: Welcome to the Dannycookie "Ask the Love Doctor Show!"
« Reply #59 on: December 03, 2007, 10:11:32 PM »
Dr Dan,

I fear theres sounds like alot of cases in this forum of the old Polynesian virus.............."Lacka Nookie".

What is your suggestion?

post this for next sunday night...i will answer each one ethusiastically..and one of these days, if i do get a microphone, i might pull off a chaim ben pesach program to entertain my fellow JTFers... and I'll try not to repeat myself so much..so maybe our shows won't go 2-3 hours.
If someone says something bad about you, say something nice about them. That way, both of you would be lying.

In your heart you know WE are right and in your guts you know THEY are nuts!

"Science without religion is lame; Religion without science is blind."  - Albert Einstein

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Re: Welcome to the Dannycookie "Ask the Love Doctor Show!"
« Reply #60 on: December 03, 2007, 10:53:32 PM »
Dr Dan,

I fear theres sounds like alot of cases in this forum of the old Polynesian virus.............."Lacka Nookie".

What is your suggestion?

post this for next sunday night...i will answer each one ethusiastically..and one of these days, if i do get a microphone, i might pull off a chaim ben pesach program to entertain my fellow JTFers... and I'll try not to repeat myself so much..so maybe our shows won't go 2-3 hours.

Awwwww not fair I can't hear it.  :-\

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« Reply #61 on: December 03, 2007, 10:55:37 PM »
I moved my question here even tho I can't get the show

Dr Dan,

I fear theres sounds like alot of cases in this forum of the old Polynesian virus.............."Lacka Nookie".

What is your suggestion?

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« Reply #62 on: December 05, 2007, 01:39:26 PM »
only one question?!
If someone says something bad about you, say something nice about them. That way, both of you would be lying.

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Re: Welcome to the Dannycookie "Ask the Love Doctor Show!"
« Reply #63 on: December 05, 2007, 02:50:20 PM »
I have a slipping tendon on the knuckle of my right index finger.

Should I have surgery to correct this, or is there a better solution?

Being a piano player, I do not want to make the problem in my hand worse.

Thanks.

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Re: Welcome to the Dannycookie "Ask the Love Doctor Show!"
« Reply #64 on: December 05, 2007, 03:44:37 PM »
Dr. Dan,
  What do you do when you get to a Fork in the road?

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Re: Welcome to the Dannycookie "Ask the Love Doctor Show!"
« Reply #65 on: December 05, 2007, 05:23:50 PM »
I have a slipping tendon on the knuckle of my right index finger.

Should I have surgery to correct this, or is there a better solution?

Being a piano player, I do not want to make the problem in my hand worse.

Thanks.

I don't know talk to an orthopedist.
If someone says something bad about you, say something nice about them. That way, both of you would be lying.

In your heart you know WE are right and in your guts you know THEY are nuts!

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Re: Welcome to the Dannycookie "Ask the Love Doctor Show!"
« Reply #66 on: December 05, 2007, 05:24:23 PM »
Dr. Dan,
  What do you do when you get to a Fork in the road?

I pick it up and put it at the side of the road so nobody runs over it and gets a flat tire.  ;D
If someone says something bad about you, say something nice about them. That way, both of you would be lying.

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Re: Welcome to the Dannycookie "Ask the Love Doctor Show!"
« Reply #67 on: December 05, 2007, 05:25:24 PM »
How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

Depends who's licking...
If someone says something bad about you, say something nice about them. That way, both of you would be lying.

In your heart you know WE are right and in your guts you know THEY are nuts!

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Re: Welcome to the Dannycookie "Ask the Love Doctor Show!"
« Reply #68 on: December 05, 2007, 05:30:26 PM »
Dr Dan,

I fear theres sounds like alot of cases in this forum of the old Polynesian virus.............."Lacka Nookie".

What is your suggestion?


THe majority of guys on this forum are college students. In college you are supposed to be studying hard and not party and get drunk and have random sex...and for those guys who develop that virus like I did when I was their age, they are pursuing righteous causes and building character for the future for the best woman that's out there to raise the best children with them.

Otherwise, Lacka Nookie can cause lots of bad things too.  If it effects the amygdala and hippocampus, it can lead to homosexuality, rape, or violence (Gd forbid).  The people that normally don't get affected in these parts of the brain by this virus, come from good parents, follow a good religion, have good righteous mentors in their lives to council them, and read lots and lots of books and play lots and lots of sports.  WHen they turn 23-26 years of age, they will find the love of their life and hopefully marry her...and then that will cure the virus.
If someone says something bad about you, say something nice about them. That way, both of you would be lying.

In your heart you know WE are right and in your guts you know THEY are nuts!

"Science without religion is lame; Religion without science is blind."  - Albert Einstein

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Re: The new Ask Dr. Dan Show will be Sunday Night next week.
« Reply #69 on: December 05, 2007, 05:43:42 PM »
it will be a quick show, then off to the pub  ;)

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Re: Welcome to the Dannycookie "Ask the Love Doctor Show!"
« Reply #70 on: December 05, 2007, 05:46:01 PM »
  WHen they turn 23-26 years of age, they will find the love of their life and hopefully marry her...and then that will cure the virus.

God willing  ;)

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Re: Welcome to the Dannycookie "Ask the Love Doctor Show!"
« Reply #71 on: December 05, 2007, 05:56:44 PM »
Oddly enough I only agree with gays adopting kids, but not getting married...I would rather a child have loving gay parents than no parents at all.
I agree with you, for basically the reasons stated. Unless we can teach stupid people not to breed, we will always have more kids out there than have loving homes.

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Re: Welcome to the Dannycookie "Ask the Love Doctor Show!"
« Reply #72 on: December 05, 2007, 05:59:02 PM »
I also think single adoption, while not ideal, should be permitted. It's better that an unwanted kid get one loving parent than none.

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Re: Welcome to the Dannycookie "Ask the Love Doctor Show!"
« Reply #73 on: December 05, 2007, 06:06:07 PM »
I also think single adoption, while not ideal, should be permitted. It's better that an unwanted kid get one loving parent than none.

see Newman's argument. He had some good points..what are your rebuttals to his?
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Re: The new Ask Dr. Dan Show will be Sunday Night next week.
« Reply #74 on: December 05, 2007, 06:06:40 PM »
it will be a quick show, then off to the pub  ;)

the show is finished...lol answered your question.
If someone says something bad about you, say something nice about them. That way, both of you would be lying.

In your heart you know WE are right and in your guts you know THEY are nuts!

"Science without religion is lame; Religion without science is blind."  - Albert Einstein