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I invented a Perpetual Motion Machine. I am NOT joking.
« on: January 07, 2008, 12:36:59 AM »
I invented a Perpetual Motion Machine.  I am not a scientist nor an inventor.  I stumbled upon this by accident.  I can make something move perpetually, all by itself, with no outside stimuli, no fuel, no solar panels, no wind, no hydrogen, nothing but gravity.  It does not violate the Laws of Thermodynamics, or if it does, then those laws are inaccurate.  I need an electrical engineer or someone with knowledge of step-up transformers to turn this constant movement, which would be lessened by resistance but not enough to stop the perpetual movement, into useable electrical energy.  Contact me at [email protected] if serious.   Just write Motion Machine in the subject line. 

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« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2008, 12:40:23 AM »
Great!!!
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« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2008, 12:42:31 AM »
I just learned how to make chicken salad out of chicken waste.

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« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2008, 01:48:10 AM »
Great!

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« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2008, 05:15:41 PM »
I just learned how to make chicken salad out of chicken waste.

You deserve the Nobel Physics Prize for that. O0

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« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2008, 08:04:04 PM »
yes, well done O0

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« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2008, 08:51:50 PM »
I think this is spam...

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« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2008, 08:55:11 PM »
Well I know the first thing I would do if I invented a perpetual motion machine would be to contact the Jewish Task Force and try to get people to e-mail me.
Exactly.

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« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2008, 11:33:09 PM »
Well I know the first thing I would do if I invented a perpetual motion machine would be to contact the Jewish Task Force and try to get people to e-mail me.
Exactly.

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« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2008, 12:07:04 AM »
LOL Yes and then allow the Feds to gain access to my ISP and then look me up to have them steal it. Makes sense to me.  :o
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« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2008, 02:51:39 AM »
LOL Yes and then allow the Feds to gain access to my ISP and then look me up to have them steal it. Makes sense to me.  :o

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« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2008, 02:40:09 PM »
I don't even understand what it is?

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« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2008, 03:34:50 PM »
I invented a Perpetual Motion Machine.  I am not a scientist nor an inventor.  I stumbled upon this by accident.  I can make something move perpetually, all by itself, with no outside stimuli, no fuel, no solar panels, no wind, no hydrogen, nothing but gravity.  It does not violate the Laws of Thermodynamics, or if it does, then those laws are inaccurate.  I need an electrical engineer or someone with knowledge of step-up transformers to turn this constant movement, which would be lessened by resistance but not enough to stop the perpetual movement, into useable electrical energy.  Contact me at [email protected] if serious.   Just write Motion Machine in the subject line. 

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« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2008, 03:56:39 PM »
 ;D

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« Reply #14 on: January 08, 2008, 05:15:41 PM »
Do you think this is could ever be possibly acheivable....with the advancement in science?

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Re: I invented a Perpetual Motion Machine. I am NOT joking.
« Reply #15 on: January 09, 2008, 05:33:12 PM »
 There is no such thing as perpetual motion, at least on Earth.  Can we see a diagram or schematic? Or if not that, at least a brief explaination of how it works?
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