Charles "Cookie" Thornton, a negro experiencing pronounced prognathism, charged into the St. Louis City Council Meeting last night and opened fire on "Whitey".
Asked why he killed so many people, "Cookieman" replied "me killum, me killum, me killum".
Ole' Charlie finally snapped!
He looked into the mirror, and when he saw what was looking back at him, realized that he was "so ugly" that the only way out was to "kill me sum' Whitey".
Just think! Ole' Cookieman soon be hirin' his'self a Jew-Man Lawyer!