Top Ten reasons the Patriots are Hashem's team:
10. Tom Brady's #12 naturally represents all 12 tribes
9. There's a guy on the team named Russ Hochstein, 'nough said
8. Who needs a burning bush when you have Randy Moss burning defense
7. Bostoners can't pronounce their "R's, neither could Moses
6. They aren't - but G-d owes Bob Kraft bigtime for all his charity giving
5. Grand Street/Ratner's/Katz's/2nd Ave all gone -Rubins Deli still standing!
4. Evan MOSSu Habonim, haita l'rosh Pinah
3. Patriots (missiles) have a track record of saving Israelis!
2. Is there a more yiddish sounding name then Ves Velker?
1. Hashem Vs. Patriots? Both are Perfect so tough call. Da bears!?
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