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Offline Jizzepie

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Who would make a better president: Bush or a box of Tic-Tacs?
« on: December 28, 2006, 12:18:09 PM »
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Offline MarZutra

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Re: Who would make a better president Bush or a box of Tic-Tacs?
« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2006, 01:03:00 PM »
very good.  Tic Tacs... in my opinion...  Such a shame really.  Canada and United States had the bull by the horns to be unquestionably the best countries in the World with the highest standards of living, productivity, moral cultural advancements.....and we've deleted it all up!!  Thank you Liberals, Socialists and you G-d d___ Communists......  One would think, if one studies history, that after so many failed attempts with such appalling outcomes the "Utopian" myth would be placed into the trash bin of history....wouldn't one?   :'(
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Re: Who would make a better president: Bush or a box of Tic-Tacs?
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2007, 03:36:46 AM »
I vote for the Tic-Tacs. It's kind of hard for a dispenser of mint candies to give a nation away to third-world slave laborers, after all.
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Re: Who would make a better president: Bush or a box of Tic-Tacs?
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2007, 12:26:30 PM »
Instead of tic tacs I'll take pez with the popeye dispencer. Popeye was a world war 2 hero and was politically incorrect and pez taste good. Bush leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
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