Just imagine Osama Barama coming home in the wee hours of the morning, after being out "across the tracks" 'wif' d' 'wimmins', and making an attempt to discretely sneak back into newly renamed "Out House", when suddenly electronic sentries set off all the alarms, the Secret Service & Swat Teams pounce on him.
The next day, the headlines blare:
"Yesterday, an intoxicated off-duty Yard Man was apprehended and arrested for attempting to break into De Ovaltine Office.
Witnesses claimed the crazed assailant was heard screaming "Stop callin' me 'boy!"
"Whu'cha' meen wif' dat' "Yard Man" biv'niss?"