This is a serious post.
Early 2006 I'm with my friend and we walk into some store that is quite popular, my friend tells one the workers 'Salaam.' The guy goes, I'm not Arab, I'm a Jew! I'm from Israel. So of course we apologize and say Shalom and everything is cool.
Back in the summer of 2006 I walked into the same store with my same friend and I remembered one the store workers telling a female store worker that so and so is gone (the guy I mentioned above) he's over there in the middle east fighting in the war, that they've called up the reserve units. Now I assumed these were Jews and what they were talking about was the IDF, silly me.
Turns out I go back today with my friend and greeted one the workers with 'Shalolm.' They guy gives me a hard look, why did you say that to me? I said well you are all Jews right? He says no he's Lebanese. I say but wait a minute, the guy over there once told me he was a Jew. He said no, that's my brother he's just lying, he's a private guy. He then says we're all Lebanese Shia. Whoa......
Put 2 and 2 together, Lebanese Shiite being called up from the reserve units = Hezbollah Terrorist.
My friend is freaking out. I think we should report them.