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Offline Ari

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Funny Email A Friend Sent!
« on: April 18, 2008, 05:20:40 PM »
WELFARE MAMA
>
> A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids...
> 'WOW,' the social worker exclaims, 'are they ALL YOURS???'
>
> 'Yep they are all mine,' the flustered mamma sighs, having heard that
> question a thousand times before. She says,
> 'Sit down Leroy.' All the children rush to find seats. 'Well,' says the
> social worker, 'then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your
> children's names.'
>
> 'This one's my oldest - he is Leroy. Well, this one, he is Leroy, also.'
>
> The social worker raises an eyebrow, but continues. One by one, through the
> oldest four, all boys, all named
> Leroy. Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy!
> 'All right,' says the caseworker. 'I'm seeing a pattern here. Are they ALL
> named Leroy?' Their Mama replied, 'Well, yes - it makes it easier.
> When it is time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell,
> 'Leroy!' And when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' and they all
> comes a-running. An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into the
> street, I just yell 'Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea
> ever had, namin' 'em all Leroy.'
>
> The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and
> says tentatively, 'But what if you just
> want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?'
>
> 'Then I call them by their last names

Offline Tzvi Ben Roshel1

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Re: Funny Email A Friend Sent!
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2008, 09:55:03 PM »
 :::D
The Academy of Elijah taught, whoever studies the laws (of the Torah) every day, (he) is guaranteed to have a share in the World to Come.

‏119:139 צִמְּתַתְנִי קִנְאָתִי כִּישָׁכְחוּ דְבָרֶיךָ צָרָי
My zeal incenses me, for my adversaries have forgotten Your words.
‏119:141 צָעִיר אָנֹכִי וְנִבְזֶה פִּקֻּדֶיךָ, לֹא שָׁכָחְתִּי.
 I am young and despised; I have not forgotten Your precepts.

" A fool does not realize, and an unwise person does not understand this (i.e. the following:) When the wicked bloom like grass, and the evildoers blossom (i.e. when they seem extremly successful), it is to destroy them forever (i.e. they are rewarded for their few good deeds in this World, and they will have no portion in the World to Come!)

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Re: Funny Email A Friend Sent!
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2008, 09:57:21 PM »
 :::D

That's assuming she knows who the fathers are. :::D

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Re: Funny Email A Friend Sent!
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2008, 10:01:30 PM »
It's a funny joke, it might be funnier if it didn't have such a large part of truth to it.

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Re: Funny Email A Friend Sent!
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2008, 06:00:23 AM »
 :::D :::D

haha, and they should add that she only gets welfare for TWO! Leroy and Leighroy!

I actually thought that was going to be the joke  :::D