Detroit women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing 'father's details;' or putting it another way.... Who's yo Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the forms.
> 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was
> fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure as to the identity of the
> father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same
> night.
>
> 2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was
> being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can
> provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if
> this helps.
>
> 3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
> conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I had sex with a
> man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I
> fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you please send me
> his phone number? Thanks.
>
> 4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW
> that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps
> you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it
> replaced.
>
> 5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting
> a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was ejaculate
> and that he is the Saver risen again.
>
> 6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia dad as he informs me that to do
> so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for
> the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the
> country. Please advise.
>
> 7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they all look the same
> to me.
>
> 8 Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A If you do catch up with him,
> can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned
> at the same time.... well, I don't have clue.
>
> 9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World;
> maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom
>
> 10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for
> sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I
> had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 8956
> Miller Ave , mine
> might have remained unfertilized.
>
> 11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all,
> like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you
> fart.
>
> Yep, you guessed it right - you are all paying taxes to support these