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Offline MasterWolf1

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Detroit women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing  'father's details;' or putting it another way.... Who's yo Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the forms.

> 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was
> fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure as to the identity of the
> father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same
> night.
>
> 2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was
> being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can
> provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if
> this helps.
>
> 3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
> conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I had sex with a
> man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I
> fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you please send me
> his phone number? Thanks.
>
> 4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW
> that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps
> you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it
> replaced.
>
> 5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting
> a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was ejaculate
> and that he is the Saver risen again.
>
> 6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia dad as he informs me that to do
> so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for
> the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the
> country. Please advise.
>
> 7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they all look the same
> to me.
>
> 8 Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A If you do catch up with him,
> can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned
> at the same time.... well, I don't have clue.
>
> 9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World;
> maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom
>
> 10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for
> sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I
> had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 8956
> Miller Ave , mine
> might have remained unfertilized.
>
> 11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all,
> like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you
> fart.
>
> Yep, you guessed it right - you are all paying taxes to support these
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Re: Detroit women have written on Child Support Agency Forms: Read
« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2008, 02:33:07 PM »
Notice one thing foodstamp hogs don't look like they are starving they all look like they are 300lbs
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Re: Detroit women have written on Child Support Agency Forms: Read
« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2008, 03:00:27 PM »
If I were in power, I would not give any welfare to single mothers. Welfare would be only given to families that have fallen on hard times. Single mothers would have to rely on the kindness of private citizens.

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Re: Detroit women have written on Child Support Agency Forms: Read
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2008, 09:15:14 AM »
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> 3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
> conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I had sex with a
> man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I
> fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you please send me
> his phone number? Thanks.

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Re: Detroit women have written on Child Support Agency Forms: Read
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2008, 11:27:55 AM »
If I were in power, I would not give any welfare to single mothers. Welfare would be only given to families that have fallen on hard times. Single mothers would have to rely on the kindness of private citizens.

What if it's a widow single mother? Who was a good righteous housewife all her life and who's husband died and now needs to care for her 2-4 kids unexpectedly? Or if she was a hard working single mother but had an accident and can longer work as she became disabled (unable to walk, or some other extreme illness etc) and needs to get some extra help to feel her family?
Just some situations that might happen in this crazy world.

Of course, I don't mean widows. I mean women who willfully have children out of wedlock. What I think is that welfare is not an entitlement, it's a privilege. This privilege is based on behaviors that we, as society, want to encourage because they benefit society as a whole. The institute of marriage is the backbone of society. Single motherhood on a large scale destroys society. Therefore we want to promote families and we want to discourage single motherhood. We do this with taxes and social policies. It is only fair that a woman who chooses to have a child out of wedlock has to rely on her private resources and private charity for help. If we had this policy of no welfare to single mothers, the number of single mother would go down drastically.

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Re: Detroit women have written on Child Support Agency Forms: Read
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2008, 12:57:40 AM »
Have you ever heard of court shows where they sometimes do paternity tests?

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Re: Detroit women have written on Child Support Agency Forms: Read
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2008, 02:15:27 AM »
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. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was
> being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can
> provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if
> this helps.

Sad, sad sad :(