Why does Paul, the editor-in-chief of the New Testament, say that Jesus was hanged?
The reason is that Jesus, the man who Christians call G-d, was a young homosexual. He suffered from being an illegitimate child and was ostracized from the world around him. He felt he had a special mission and that he was higher and purer than everyone else because of what he perceived were his exceptional sufferings.
And he was fit, he had a toned body, he did manual work and kept in shape - but women seemed too far away from him. And he come into the contact of men who worshipped him, because he felt complete confidence in himself - and these men bonded.
And it came to pass that Jesus suffered a deep contradiction in his mind: on the one hand he wanted to spend summers walking in the public places of Roman-occupied Israel with young women, he wanted to be social and adept, he wanted to hear sweet bird song as he lay with his girlfriends and talked about life, and enjoyed going out into town to dance and make merry - but his lack of social graces and the fact that he was raised in a rural place, and was therefore rather unsophisticated, forced him into the arms of 'loving' men.
And Jesus looked, and saw that the other men around him loved him more than women did: and he derived a great sense of power from his ability to convince crowds and work his magic over them. He saw the bulges in men's pants and wanted just to experiment ... he wanted to engage in sexual acts with his disciples but he felt that his mission procluded him. And he was unable to interact properly with women.
And so it was that Jesus' concupiscences lead him to take his own life by hanging himself on a tree - with his disciples subsequently inventing the story of the Crucifixion and the Son of G-d blasphemy.
Anyone who idolizes Jesus in this way is taking part in a great homosexual hoax.