And you know what that means! This Friday, NYC City pools are open and you just know that whiny Mayor Mike will be there to throw out the first celebratory black kid to his famous war cry of "Everybody in the pool!" - but remember, no "whirlpooling" or sexually assaulting the kids from the projects or beating your baby mama. As I have stated in previous years - where are the pools in the white neighborhoods? It's only or tax dollars that fund this feel good folly. And if the already built in the ground pools are not enough - the city has come up with a "floating pool" on a barge. I suggest we throw a pool party - let's all meet at the friendly and crime-free area of Hunt's Point in the south Bronx near Burrito Park (I'm not making this up - it's for real!) where we will frolic in a safe, clean and "ethnically diverse" environment. Yes boys and girls, that's where they're mooring it - between the burritos, the hookers, and the crack heads. God forbid you put a pool in Howard Beach, Whitestone, Bayside, Glendale, Ozone Park or Douglaston. Oh I forget, we're white and so we all have huge pools in our back yards and the heat doesn't bother us, and if it should, our maids and butlers just fan us until we cool down. After all, don't all white folks live that way??