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Offline americankahanist

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From Eboneesha
« on: January 30, 2007, 10:06:56 AM »
Hello,

        My name be Eboneesha,  an African-American girl who just got an award for being the best speler in  class.  I got 67% on the speling test and 30  points for being black, 5  points for not bringing drugs into class, 5 points

  for not bringing guns  into class, and 5 points for not  getting pregnut

  during the  cemester.

    It hard to beat a score of 120%.

    The white dude  who sit next to me is McGee from the Bronx.  He got a 94%  on the test  but no extra points on account of he have the same  skin color as the  opressirs of 150 years ago.

       Granny ax me to thank  all Dimocrafts and Liberals for suporting

  afermative action.  You  showing the way to true equality.

      I gwine be gittin in  medical skool nex an m abe I be yo doctor.


   Yo  fren,

      Eboneesha


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Re: From Eboneesha
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2007, 10:21:29 AM »
Precious Eboneesha,

If you believe it, you can achieve it girl.

You may be illegitimate, but you are somebody

You may be ugly, but you are somebody

You may be stupid, but you are somebody.

Say it with me: I AM SOMEBODY!

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Re: From Eboneesha
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2007, 08:02:45 PM »
Eboneesha!!  watzup babygurl!! its Shaneequa from teh last Mos Def consert!!!1 giva a sista mo luvinz!!!!!!!!!!!!11 oh and alzo, I gotz the clap and the hurpeez maibee u kan hook a sista wit a apointmint at the clinnik wunse u get ur degree from teh medikul skool!111!!!!11one

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Re: From Eboneesha
« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2007, 12:36:05 AM »
 ;D  This is not a joke...some black girls are named after the toilet bowl.For example take Eboneesha's younger half sista' by her momma's other stud. ::)Her name is "LaTrine" LOL !

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Re: From Eboneesha
« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2007, 08:52:16 AM »
 Oh this is so painfully wrong.....but OH SO FUNNY! :D

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Re: From Eboneesha
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2007, 07:24:48 AM »
What historical black college do you teach at?