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Make you guys laugh, Have fun with this Islam Mother Goose
« on: August 13, 2008, 04:03:08 PM »
there was an old lady who lived in a shoe she had so many kids with bomb belt but new what to do, she sent em out to be blown up, and 72 virgins all in a cup

3 blind burkas see how they run as soon they hear the infidel army firing their gun
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Re: Make you guys laugh, Have fun with this Islam Mother Goose
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2008, 04:04:17 PM »
there was an old lady who lived in a shoe she had so many kids with bomb belt but new what to do, she sent em out to be blown up, and 72 virgins all in a cup

3 blind burkas see how they run as soon they hear the infidel army firing their gun
:::D
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« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2008, 04:05:25 PM »
Mahmoud Porgie, pudding and pie, had Allah caught in his eye, he got tangled up by his rag, and the world found out Mohammed was a fag
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« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2008, 04:06:34 PM »
there was an old lady who lived in a shoe she had so many kids with bomb belt but new what to do, she sent em out to be blown up, and 72 virgins all in a cup

3 blind burkas see how they run as soon they hear the infidel army firing their gun

Fatima had a little lamb whos fleece was white as snow, he pood on the koran cause even he knows
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« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2008, 04:09:49 PM »
Mohammed be nimble Mohammed be quick, he ended up marrying a 9 year old chick
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« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2008, 04:09:56 PM »
How do you get a Muslim woman pregnant?
"A wise man's heart directs him toward the right, but a foolish man's heart directs him toward the left." Ecclesiastes 10:2

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« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2008, 04:10:21 PM »
How do you get a Muslim woman pregnant?
Dress her up as a goat.
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« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2008, 04:10:54 PM »
By giving the camel viagra?
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« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2008, 04:13:00 PM »
rub a dub dub, 3 camels in a tub, hey at least they are clean, Mohammed how ever has vapors coming out in the air it shows green
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« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2008, 04:13:26 PM »
By giving the camel viagra?
:::D


What do you ask a man who's just converted to Islam?
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« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2008, 04:14:16 PM »
By giving the camel viagra?
:::D


What do you ask a man who's just converted to Islam?
Have you started beating your wife yet?
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« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2008, 04:14:36 PM »
Now thats good
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« Reply #12 on: August 13, 2008, 04:16:05 PM »
Fatima walks into a bar
and the bar tender asks
so whats your poison
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« Reply #13 on: August 13, 2008, 04:17:13 PM »
Fatima walks into a bar
and the bar tender asks
so whats your poison
:::D Probably camel dung stuck in her teeth!
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« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2008, 04:17:56 PM »
 What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia?

 Lefty!
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« Reply #15 on: August 13, 2008, 04:18:57 PM »
What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia?

 Lefty!
:::D
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« Reply #16 on: August 13, 2008, 04:20:39 PM »
Q. What do you say to a Muslim with his arm all the way up a camel's rump?
A. "Having car trouble?"
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« Reply #17 on: August 13, 2008, 04:21:19 PM »
Did you hear about the Muslim strip club? It features full facial nudity!
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« Reply #18 on: August 13, 2008, 04:22:05 PM »
What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia?

 Lefty!
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« Reply #19 on: August 13, 2008, 04:22:28 PM »
Q. What's the difference between Michael Moore and a one ton CARE package?

A. Michael Moore, if sliced real thin, can feed a larger Afghan village.
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« Reply #20 on: August 13, 2008, 04:23:44 PM »
Mohammed be nimble Mohammed be quick, he ended up marrying a 9 year old chick

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« Reply #21 on: August 13, 2008, 04:24:52 PM »
What does the sign say above the nursery in a muslim maternity ward?

“Live ammunition.”
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« Reply #22 on: August 13, 2008, 04:25:40 PM »
Clinton was in sympathy with the Palis cause he thought the Gaza Strip was where all the wild interns hung out
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« Reply #23 on: August 13, 2008, 04:27:10 PM »
What’s the definition of a virgin in England                                                                                        Any female under the age of eighteen.
 What’s the definition of a virgin in France?
 Any female under the age of sixteen.
 What’s the definition of a virgin in the Middle East?
 Any camel that can run faster than an Muslim.
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« Reply #24 on: August 13, 2008, 04:28:15 PM »
How many Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?  Non they blame the Christians and Jews for sending them lightbulbs
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