NOTE: This isn't the same poll that Chaim did, which focused on the front-running pick candidates. These are the second-tier candidates that aren't being discussed nearly as much, but that he might still surprise us with.
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Analysis:
Fraud Thompson: Will help with the paleocon vote, but otherwise this half-dead blob of protoplasm will drag him into the abyss.
Mike Huckabee: Would help a lot with the conservative Christian bloc, but will harm him with moderates and the secular, as well as with young, liberal evangelicals.
Gov. Bobby Jindal: A young face and rising star in the party, but like Chaim said, his extreme youth will make McCain look like a joke.
Condomloser Lice and Gen. Colon Foul: Both would be disastrous, but I can't rule out that McCain would be dumb enough to try one in order to get the schvartze vote.