« previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 4 5 [6] 7 8   Go Down

Author Topic: The Jewish Game  (Read 15641 times)

0 Members and 3 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline Americanhero1

  • Silver Star JTF Member
  • ********
  • Posts: 7617
  • I ain't going anywhere
Re: The Jewish Game
« Reply #125 on: September 11, 2008, 12:15:25 AM »
What do you do there?
Logged

Offline nopeaceforland

  • Master JTFer
  • ******
  • Posts: 2104
Re: The Jewish Game
« Reply #126 on: September 11, 2008, 12:16:13 AM »
Is it wrong to want to be the next Hugh Hefner?
Logged

Offline Americanhero1

  • Silver Star JTF Member
  • ********
  • Posts: 7617
  • I ain't going anywhere
Re: The Jewish Game
« Reply #127 on: September 11, 2008, 12:17:22 AM »
Why would you?
Logged

Offline nopeaceforland

  • Master JTFer
  • ******
  • Posts: 2104
Re: The Jewish Game
« Reply #128 on: September 11, 2008, 12:19:28 AM »
Why can't I wear silk robes, smoke a pipe and shtup women 50-60 years my junior when I'm 80?
Logged

Offline Americanhero1

  • Silver Star JTF Member
  • ********
  • Posts: 7617
  • I ain't going anywhere
Re: The Jewish Game
« Reply #129 on: September 11, 2008, 12:20:17 AM »
You think you might have a stroke cause women touch you?
Logged

Offline nopeaceforland

  • Master JTFer
  • ******
  • Posts: 2104
Re: The Jewish Game
« Reply #130 on: September 11, 2008, 12:21:57 AM »
Why not keep a cardiologist on staff?
Logged

Offline Americanhero1

  • Silver Star JTF Member
  • ********
  • Posts: 7617
  • I ain't going anywhere
Re: The Jewish Game
« Reply #131 on: September 11, 2008, 12:22:20 AM »
you have enough money?
Logged

Offline nopeaceforland

  • Master JTFer
  • ******
  • Posts: 2104
Re: The Jewish Game
« Reply #132 on: September 11, 2008, 12:25:37 AM »
What does money matter when you have gorgeous women with the iqs no higher than 75?
Logged

Offline Americanhero1

  • Silver Star JTF Member
  • ********
  • Posts: 7617
  • I ain't going anywhere
Re: The Jewish Game
« Reply #133 on: September 11, 2008, 12:26:32 AM »
You think you need money to keep those women with you?
Logged

Offline nopeaceforland

  • Master JTFer
  • ******
  • Posts: 2104
Re: The Jewish Game
« Reply #134 on: September 11, 2008, 12:28:05 AM »
What was viagra for?
Logged

Offline Americanhero1

  • Silver Star JTF Member
  • ********
  • Posts: 7617
  • I ain't going anywhere
Re: The Jewish Game
« Reply #135 on: September 11, 2008, 12:28:52 AM »
You sure it is for you?
Logged

Offline nopeaceforland

  • Master JTFer
  • ******
  • Posts: 2104
Re: The Jewish Game
« Reply #136 on: September 11, 2008, 12:31:46 AM »
Not really. Since I have no money, Can I go to sleep now? I'm depressed, good night. :'( ;)
Logged

Offline Americanhero1

  • Silver Star JTF Member
  • ********
  • Posts: 7617
  • I ain't going anywhere
Re: The Jewish Game
« Reply #137 on: September 11, 2008, 12:32:32 AM »
Quote from: nopeaceforland on September 11, 2008, 12:31:46 AM
Not really. Since I have no money, Can I go to sleep now? I'm depressed, good night. :'( ;)

Depressed why?
Logged

Offline muman613

  • Platinum JTF Member
  • **********
  • Posts: 29958
  • All souls praise Hashem, Hallelukah!
    • muman613 Torah Wisdom
Re: The Jewish Game
« Reply #138 on: September 11, 2008, 01:37:41 AM »
Whats up doc?  :clap:

What does Hashem your G-d want from you?

muman613
 :dance:
Logged
You shall make yourself the Festival of Sukkoth for seven days, when you gather in [the produce] from your threshing floor and your vat.And you shall rejoice in your Festival-you, and your son, and your daughter, and your manservant, and your maidservant, and the Levite, and the stranger, and the orphan, and the widow, who are within your cities
Duet 16:13-14

Offline Muck DeFuslims

  • Master JTFer
  • ******
  • Posts: 1070
Re: The Jewish Game
« Reply #139 on: September 11, 2008, 02:01:11 AM »
If I answer a question with a question does that make me Jewish ?
Logged

Offline muman613

  • Platinum JTF Member
  • **********
  • Posts: 29958
  • All souls praise Hashem, Hallelukah!
    • muman613 Torah Wisdom
Re: The Jewish Game
« Reply #140 on: September 11, 2008, 03:00:39 AM »
Quote from: Muck DeFuslims on September 11, 2008, 02:01:11 AM
If I answer a question with a question does that make me Jewish ?
What do you think?

Logged
You shall make yourself the Festival of Sukkoth for seven days, when you gather in [the produce] from your threshing floor and your vat.And you shall rejoice in your Festival-you, and your son, and your daughter, and your manservant, and your maidservant, and the Levite, and the stranger, and the orphan, and the widow, who are within your cities
Duet 16:13-14

Offline syyuge

  • Silver Star JTF Member
  • ********
  • Posts: 7684
Re: The Jewish Game
« Reply #141 on: September 11, 2008, 04:27:49 AM »
Why Jewish always ask and reply in questions?  :D
Logged
There are thunders and sparks in the skies, because Faraday invented the electricity.

Offline muman613

  • Platinum JTF Member
  • **********
  • Posts: 29958
  • All souls praise Hashem, Hallelukah!
    • muman613 Torah Wisdom
Re: The Jewish Game
« Reply #142 on: September 11, 2008, 04:52:26 AM »
Quote from: syyuge on September 11, 2008, 04:27:49 AM
Why Jewish always ask and reply in questions?  :D

Is there not a new question exposed by the previous question

muman613
Logged
You shall make yourself the Festival of Sukkoth for seven days, when you gather in [the produce] from your threshing floor and your vat.And you shall rejoice in your Festival-you, and your son, and your daughter, and your manservant, and your maidservant, and the Levite, and the stranger, and the orphan, and the widow, who are within your cities
Duet 16:13-14

Offline nopeaceforland

  • Master JTFer
  • ******
  • Posts: 2104
Re: The Jewish Game
« Reply #143 on: September 11, 2008, 10:15:46 AM »
Quote from: Americanhero on September 11, 2008, 12:32:32 AM
Depressed why?

Can I take Prozac?  (I was kidding before with the ?'s about Hugh Hefner's lifestyle and mine.)
Logged

Offline Rubystars

  • Gold Star JTF Member
  • *********
  • Posts: 18307
  • Extreme MAGA Republican
Re: The Jewish Game
« Reply #144 on: September 11, 2008, 10:55:30 AM »
Would you take prozac on a boat, with a goat, in the rain, on a train, in a box, with a fox, in a house, with a mouse, here or there-- that is, would you take prozac ANYWHERE?
Logged

Offline nopeaceforland

  • Master JTFer
  • ******
  • Posts: 2104
Re: The Jewish Game
« Reply #145 on: September 11, 2008, 11:27:38 AM »
Who do I look like, Sam I Am?
Logged

Offline Americanhero1

  • Silver Star JTF Member
  • ********
  • Posts: 7617
  • I ain't going anywhere
Re: The Jewish Game
« Reply #146 on: September 11, 2008, 11:39:24 AM »
Do you like green eggs and ham?
Logged

Offline nopeaceforland

  • Master JTFer
  • ******
  • Posts: 2104
Re: The Jewish Game
« Reply #147 on: September 11, 2008, 12:45:11 PM »
I had no choice. The eggs went bad and I forgot to shop. :::D

What, is there wrong with knowing how to cook?
Logged

Offline Americanhero1

  • Silver Star JTF Member
  • ********
  • Posts: 7617
  • I ain't going anywhere
Re: The Jewish Game
« Reply #148 on: September 11, 2008, 12:47:30 PM »
Do you know what you are doing?
Logged

Offline nopeaceforland

  • Master JTFer
  • ******
  • Posts: 2104
Re: The Jewish Game
« Reply #149 on: September 11, 2008, 12:56:05 PM »
Because I'm a guy, I can't cook? You sexist pig. :::D
Logged
Pages: 1 ... 4 5 [6] 7 8   Go Up
« previous next »