General Category > General Discussion

A Joke

(1/7) > >>

mord:
A friend of mine was shopping at the local supermarket where she
selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee, and
1 lb. package of bacon.


As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out,
a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of
the cashier.


While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly
stated, 'You must be single.'


She was a bit startled by this proclamation, but was intrigued by
the derelict's intuition, since she is indeed single. She looked at the
six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her
selections. Nothing, she thought, that could have tipped off the drunk
as to her marital status.


Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, 'Well, you know
what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?'

The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly :::D :::D :::D

Americanhero1:
OH THAT IS NOT NICE :::D

mord:

--- Quote from: Americanhero on October 16, 2008, 12:19:54 PM ---OH THAT IS NOT NICE :::D

--- End quote ---
:::D :::D :::D

zachor_ve_kavod:
 :::D  That's a good one!  :::D

Vito:
 :::D :::D :::D :::D

Navigation

[0] Message Index

[#] Next page