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tired of this treatment i am recieving

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Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks:
RW is okay, I suppose--albeit she is a little before my time, so to speak. Everyone, please note that my brief list of actresses I like was intended merely as a superficial expression of who I find visually attractive and just that--of course I know that most if not all of them are deeply depraved and disgusting. I know Portman was born on a kibbutz and is 100% Jewish, but she is also good friends with Cl*tney Queers and other Hollyweird slime (plus a big-time liberal Democrat).

Although my tastes are all over the spectrum, I find that I most consistently am drawn towards "nerds" and tomboys--women who eschew makeup and unnatural primping and dress for function and comfort rather than style. I really dig chicks with glasses for some reason...  ;) I like full figures (as in quite a bit more than what the Bolshevist FDA calls "the norm"), but can be attracted easily to almost any reasonably healthy body type.

(My apologies if this discussion is causing Tonycali to vomit. [Not.])  :P :D

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks:
Blasphemous and vile in my book.  >:(

MassuhDGoodName:
Re:  "...You are one of those artsy-farty culture-vulture types?..."

That would be my management.

Me?  I'm an buffalo chip kickin', back-in-the-alley, no punches pulled, rodeo star.

Catch my act next time you're in town...I gallop at full speed towards a negro with a lit Pall Mall 100 hanging from his lower lip, bullwhip cutting the air as I swing it over my head in a circle...around... and around...two full circles...

With a sudden snap of the wrist, I position the whip perfectly vertical, pointed heavenwards as if it were a braided mamba snake on the verge of descent, and then, with a blood freezing scream.....

eeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEE !

I charge full on, the paying audience in turgid suspense, awaiting my deft removal of the cigarette from the mouth of the valiant old negro, his eyes now squeezed tightly shut in his attempt to remain motionless!

Then, my whip descends like a thunderclap, cutting a perfect arc, and, my steed fully bearing down on its dark, motionless target...

I cut both of the watermelon shaped lips from the black face; projecting the Pall Mall through a ring of its own smoke up into the air.... free at last...free at last...until it falls downwards...

to rapturous applause.

 

angryChineseKahanist:

--- Quote from: Jabo on February 27, 2007, 10:37:55 PM ---The guy Travolta is kissing looked like Brad Pitt
at first glance. Speaking of Pitt, I wonder if he
ever considered going homo after a bad sex
session with the most beautiful woman in the
world, Angelina Jolie. Doesn't your life kind
 of peak after bagging Jolie?

--- End quote ---
Yeah, looks like Brad Pitt and John Travolta had put on some weight.

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