Black reality show contestant Laquisha Johnson

[Trumpeldor]

There's a new TV reality show entitled "Are you smarter than a 5th grader?"

For $25,000, she had to answer a 5th grade geography question: Which country has the longest border with the United States?

Unbelievably, she says Mexico. While I give her credit for knowing Canada borders the U.S., her reasoning was based on the fact that the U.S. was having all these 'border problems' recently with Mexico.

I'm just surprised the show wasn't edited to hide the negro's idiocy. I'm sure the questions were dumbed down for her. Anyway, she ended up getting the 25K because she was bailed out by a 5th grader who got the answer right.

On the next question, she didn't know what a trapezoid was nor that it had four sides.

For $100,000, she had to figure out how many decades were in two millenia. She decided to walk way with the money. Her guess was ,"20". The correct answer, for our affirmative action posters, is 200. This was a 3rd grade question.

This woman attended a community college.

[Fruit of thy loins]

She can use the $25,000 on skin-lightening and hair-straightening treatments.

[Trumpeldor]

She gonna buy stock in da Kentucky Fried Chicken