The Sacred Advice of The "Holy Prophet" mohammed:
(piss be upon him)
ON CHESS
"Prophet said: 'He who played chess is like one who dyed his hand with the flesh and blood of swine.'"
(Hadith No. Muslim 946)
ON FOOD
"Prophet said that if a mouse falls in the solid ghee (cooking oil) take it out, throw off what is around it and use the rest."
(Hadith No. Malik 564)
ON FUNERALS
"Mohammed said, 'The deceased is punished because of the weeping of his relatives.'"
(Vol. 2:375)
ON HEALTH
"The prophet ordered them to follow his camels, and drink their milk and urine, so they followed the camels and drank their milk and urine till their bodies became healthy."
(Vol. 7:590)
"Mohammed said, 'If a housefly falls in the drink of anyone of you, he should dip it (in the drink), for one of its wings has a disease and the other has the cure for the disease.'"
(Vol. 4:537)
ON HYGIENE
"It is reliably reported that Muhammed used to wash his head with marsh-mallow after having sexual intercourse."
(Hadith No. Mishkat 446)
"Prophet said: 'When anyone wipes his anus with pebbles, he should do this an odd number of times.'"
(Hadith No. Muslim 97)
ON STONING PREGNANT WOMEN
"Prophet said: 'Do not stone the adulteress who is pregnant until she has had her child.' After the birth she was put into a ditch up to her chest and the Prophet commanded them to stone her. Khalid came forward with a stone which he threw at her head, and there spurted blood on the face of Khalid and he cursed her. The gentle Prophet prayed over her and she was buried."
(Hadith No. Muslim 682)
ON LIFE AFTER DEATH
"Mohammed said, 'I was shown the Hell-fire and that the majority of its dwellers are women.'"
(Vol. 1:28, 301; Vol. 2:161; Vol. 7:124)
ON MENSTRUATION
"When a person has sexual intercourse with his wife as she is menstruating, he should give half a dinar to charity for this act of transgression."
(Mishkat 553)
"Half a dinar when the blood is somewhat yellow and one dinar if the blood is completely red."
(Mishkat 554)
ON MORNINGS
"Prophet said: 'When anyone awakes from sleep, he must clean his nose three times, for devil spends the night in interior of his nose.'"
(Hadith No. Muslim 97)
"Prophet said: 'When anyone wakes up from sleep, he should wash his hands three times before putting them in the utensil, for he does not know where his hand was during the night.'"
(Hadith No. Muslim 110)
ON PRAYER
"Prophet said: 'Then go to the persons who do not join the congregational prayer and order their homes to be burnt...'"
(Hadith No. Muslim 234)
"Prophet said 'anyone feeling something in his intestines should not leave the mosque unless he hears the noise of windbreak or senses its smell.'"
(Hadith No. Mishkat 306)
ON SLAVES
"Prophet said: 'When the slave runs away from his master, his prayer is not accepted; he is an infidel.'"
(Hadith No. Muslim 32)
ON WIGS
"Mohammed said, 'Don't wear false hair for Allah sends His curse upon such ladies who lengthen their hair artificially.'"
(Vol. 7:133)