One other difference between the muslims and the Jews is that the founder of Islam, Mohammed, started as a road bandit and pedophile who became a terrorist warlord and then genocidal mass murderer of Jews and every other "non-believer" who created his death cult by saying it was a fictitious pagan god's will from "revelations" he received that no one else witnessed that he got while in a cave from an angel, enshrined them in an open declaration of war against all mankind called the Koran, and by his followers using it, spread his cancerous cult by the sword across the middle east and much of the world in an ocean of blood and ever since the muslims haven't stopped killing and terrorizing to spread their plague to the ends of the earth.
Then you've got Moses, who, through a series of divine miracles, led a group of oppressed Hebrews out of Egypt and gave them the Torah directly from God himself, and all of them directly witnessed it as recorded in the Holy Scripture.
I wonder why he didn't use those lines in his stand up routine?