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I just had a "JTF Moment" at Wendy's tonight
Din Rodef:
There is no point to this story...but, for some reason, I feel like sharing it anyway
.ok...so I had a craving for a bacon cheeseburger and some fries...I know it's bad, but I'm American, and we just can't stop eating this garbage
So.... I go to Wendy's and there is a real clean-cut black guy working at the counter. He is nice to me and talks like a white guy. He takes my order and then goes to get my fries.
He notices that there are not enough fries in the bin...so he grabs a basket of frozen fries and drops it into the fryer to cook.
Then...this Asian lady (who is the manager) sticks her head out of the office and starts shouting at him in a bunch of twisted English that nobody could understand.
The black dude looks at me like "Huh?"
Then he stops talking polite like a white dude...and he starts talking loud like a black dude....
He goes, " I's can't unerstanchoo...I's can't unerstanchoo......it sounds like you be tellin' me be do what I already be doin'...but I's can't unerstanchoo anyways....I's putin' da fries down...I's putin da fries down...but I's can't unerstanchoo anyways"
As he says this...all the schvartzas working in the kitchen start laughing like hyenas.
The Asian lady comes out of the office and starts yelling at him in PERFECTLY understandable yet still broken ENGLISH..."You mean to me because I Asian!....You mean to me because I Asian!"
The manager's little outburst just makes all the schvartzas in the kitchen laugh even harder...
The black dude says to her, "ain't cuz you be Asian...it be cuz you be talkin' too fast...Raul a Mexican 'n I can't unerstan im eeder...he be talkin' too fast too"
At this moment, a Mexican dude stops sweeping the floors and starts listening to the conversation (I'm assuming this guy was Raul)
The black dude hands me my food and starts talking like a white guy again..."Thank you"
Anyhow, I grabbed my food and left...thought to myself...That was a "JTF moment"
Allen-T:
My wife teaches at a language school in midtown. Recently she was at the reception desk with several Asian students and there was a new black receptionist, Natasha. Natasha was saying I be, they be,etc. and one of the Koreans asked in total confused innocence when is the proper use of "be" in that context acceptable. My wife then explained that it's not English at which point Natasha got those lawsuit-hungry eyes a poppin'. Natasha muttered something unintelligable at which point another Korean asked Natasha if she was Russian!!!! Wud da Fuk, beez I lookin Russian do youz? My wife then told Cleopatra to calm down and that Natasha is the informal for Natalia and is a Russian name. The she-boon was completely confused and spontaneously combusted.
Din Rodef:
hahaha...that is hilarious
Russian!!!!! LOL
TruthTyper:
This is the reason why white nations need to remain for whites only. Its interesting how blacks always go back to uncivilization.
Din Rodef:
--- Quote from: TruthTyper on March 31, 2007, 12:16:33 PM ---This is the reason why white nations need to remain for whites only. Its interesting how blacks always go back to uncivilization.
--- End quote ---
Yes you're right
The part that I found most interesting was that the Asian manager was basically calling the black guy a racist. That's the exact same crap that blacks always say to white people..Now the Asians are saying it to the black people.
What comes around...goes around
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