Don't forget to mark your calenders.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a radical Muslim male to see any
woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next
Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of
their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of
their house to prove they are not radical Muslims, and to demonstrate they
think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show
support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of
alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-radical
Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root
out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist
activity.
God bless America !