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71 Senators to Obama: How About Pressuring the Arabs?
Ari Ben-Canaan:
--- Quote from: Mo2388 on November 30, 2009, 01:36:31 AM ---Lucky 71....not 72?
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Speaking of 72... Muslims think they get 72 virgins for being a suicide bomber. This is a mistake in translation, what they actually get is, 72 white raisins, a middle eastern delicacy.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2002/jan/12/books.guardianreview5
"Luxenberg tries to show that many obscurities of the Koran disappear if we read certain words as being Syriac and not Arabic. We cannot go into the technical details of his methodology but it allows Luxenberg, to the probable horror of all Muslim males dreaming of sexual bliss in the Muslim hereafter, to conjure away the wide-eyed houris promised to the faithful in suras XLIV.54; LII.20, LV.72, and LVI.22. Luxenberg 's new analysis, leaning on the Hymns of Ephrem the Syrian, yields "white raisins" of "crystal clarity" rather than doe-eyed, and ever willing virgins - the houris. Luxenberg claims that the context makes it clear that it is food and drink that is being offerred, and not unsullied maidens or houris.
In Syriac, the word hur is a feminine plural adjective meaning white, with the word "raisin" understood implicitly. Similarly, the immortal, pearl-like ephebes or youths of suras such as LXXVI.19 are really a misreading of a Syriac expression meaning chilled raisins (or drinks) that the just will have the pleasure of tasting in contrast to the boiling drinks promised the unfaithful and damned.
As Luxenberg's work has only recently been published we must await its scholarly assessment before we can pass any judgements. But if his analysis is correct then suicide bombers, or rather prospective martyrs, would do well to abandon their culture of death, and instead concentrate on getting laid 72 times in this world, unless of course they would really prefer chilled or white raisins, according to their taste, in the next."
Debbie Shafer:
ZOA talked about this too. Its high time they went after the Palestinians.
Debbie Shafer:
Its about Dam Time that our elected officials support Israel and not a Terorist State.... I know many people have been pressuring their Congressman and Senators to put pressure on Palestine, Abbas, and Hamas!
rhayat1:
--- Quote from: Ariel Shayn on December 27, 2009, 03:51:18 AM ---
--- Quote from: Mo2388 on November 30, 2009, 01:36:31 AM ---Lucky 71....not 72?
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Speaking of 72... Muslims think they get 72 virgins for being a suicide bomber. This is a mistake in translation, what they actually get is, 72 white raisins, a middle eastern delicacy.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2002/jan/12/books.guardianreview5
"Luxenberg tries to show that many obscurities of the Koran disappear if we read certain words as being Syriac and not Arabic. We cannot go into the technical details of his methodology but it allows Luxenberg, to the probable horror of all Muslim males dreaming of sexual bliss in the Muslim hereafter, to conjure away the wide-eyed houris promised to the faithful in suras XLIV.54; LII.20, LV.72, and LVI.22. Luxenberg 's new analysis, leaning on the Hymns of Ephrem the Syrian, yields "white raisins" of "crystal clarity" rather than doe-eyed, and ever willing virgins - the houris. Luxenberg claims that the context makes it clear that it is food and drink that is being offerred, and not unsullied maidens or houris.
In Syriac, the word hur is a feminine plural adjective meaning white, with the word "raisin" understood implicitly. Similarly, the immortal, pearl-like ephebes or youths of suras such as LXXVI.19 are really a misreading of a Syriac expression meaning chilled raisins (or drinks) that the just will have the pleasure of tasting in contrast to the boiling drinks promised the unfaithful and damned.
As Luxenberg's work has only recently been published we must await its scholarly assessment before we can pass any judgements. But if his analysis is correct then suicide bombers, or rather prospective martyrs, would do well to abandon their culture of death, and instead concentrate on getting laid 72 times in this world, unless of course they would really prefer chilled or white raisins, according to their taste, in the next."
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Thanks for clearing that up. Now they have a new "raison d'etre".
Debbie Shafer:
Its sad but all people and parties have been deceived into voting for the left. We have ourselves to blame for the progression of Socialism and communism because we don't take time to examine or know who we are electing.
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