I did a bunch of searches on some phrases that sure seem copied, and I eventually found the "rant generator."
You choose the Person's name, the subject, number of paragraphs.... anything you want.
You knew that retarded Nazi couldn't do anything on his own
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Here's the website :
http://www.pakin.org/complaintHere is an example of a generated rant:
My complaint about Mr. Al Gore
Perhaps you'll pardon me if I write this letter in a more personal vein than usual. I want to tell you about some personal perceptions of mine, primarily because Mr. Al Gore's taradiddles are a modern-day example of a Procrustean bed. I would like to start by discussing Mr. Gore's monographs, mainly because they scare me. The thing I'm the most frightened about is that almost every day, Mr. Gore outreaches himself in setting new records for arrogance, deceit, and greed. It's indeed breathtaking to watch him. He not only lies, but he brags about his lying to his mercenaries.
I don't see how Mr. Gore can build a workable policy around wishful thinking draped over a morass of confusion (and also, as we'll see below, historical illiteracy), then impose it willy-nilly on a population by force. I'm not saying that it can't possibly be done but rather that some people say that that isn't sufficient evidence to prove that Mr. Gore is secretly scheming to enshrine irrational fears and fancies as truth. And I must agree; one needs much more evidence than that. But the evidence is there, for anyone who isn't afraid to look at it. Just look at the way that his crotchets are merely a stalking horse. They mask Mr. Gore's secret intention to borrow money and spend it on programs that dismantle the family unit. Mr. Gore is known for publishing what is easily identifiable as opinion under the guise of fact. More than that, longiloquent slobs are born, not made. That dictum is as unimpeachable as the "poeta nascitur, non fit" that it echoes and as irreproachable as the brocard that there's an important difference between me and Mr. Gore. Namely, I am willing to die for my cause. Mr. Gore, in contrast, is willing to kill for his -- or, if not to kill, at least to take credit for others' accomplishments. The first lies that Mr. Gore told us were relatively benign. Still, they have been progressing. And they will continue to progress until there is no more truth; his lies will grow until they blot out the sun. I can say one thing about him. He understands better than any of us that psychological impact is paramount -- not facts, not anybody's principles, not right and wrong. I'm not suggesting that we behave likewise. I'm suggesting only that Mr. Gore deeply believes that it's okay if his circulars initially cause our quality of life to degrade because "sometime", "someone" will do "something" "somehow" to counteract that trend. Meanwhile, back on Earth, the truth is very simple: Mr. Gore is the picture of the insane person on the street, babbling to a tree, a wall, or a cloud, which cannot and does not respond to his intimations.
Mr. Gore's overbearing wisecracks are in full flower, and their poisonous petals of anti-intellectualism are blooming all around us. Mr. Gore claims to be fighting for equality. What he's really fighting for, however, is equality in degradation, by which I mean that Mr. Gore talks a lot about fascism and how wonderful it is. However, he's never actually defined what it means. How can he argue for something he's never defined? The complete answer to that question is a long, sad story. I've answered parts of that question in several of my previous letters, and I'll answer other parts in future ones. For now, I'll just say that I have never been in favor of being gratuitously insecure. I have also never been in favor of sticking my head in the sand or of refusing to dispense justice. You've never heard that Mr. Gore's intention is to cause the destruction of human ambition and joy? That's because his encomiasts have been staging a massive cover-up for quite some time now. But if you keep your eyes open, you'll notice that you might have heard the story that he once agreed to help us transform our culture of war and violence into a culture of peace and nonviolence. No one has located the document in which Mr. Gore said that. No one has identified when or where Mr. Gore said that. That's because he never said it. As you might have suspected, if you intend to challenge someone's assertions, you need to present a counterargument. Mr. Gore provides none. Thus, in summing up, we can establish the following: 1) Mr. Al Gore weeps crocodile tears for those who suffer as a result of his invectives, and 2) I pray for the day when those who wiretap all of our telephones and computers will see what they're doing to the world and to all of its citizens.