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Offline stevefromqueens

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10 Reasons Why My Cat is Better Than an Illlegal Alien
« on: September 14, 2006, 07:53:09 PM »
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1) He understands English.
2) He loves the USA.
3) His vet doesn't take Medicaid.
4) You can't buy Friskies Buffet with food stamps.
5) He's neutered.
6) He's never been arrested.
7) He pees in his litter pan, not in public.
8) He doesn't expect me to grow fur, roll in catnip, or chase mice in order to  understand his "culture".
9) He is not a burden on the health care or educational system.
10) He doesn't expect us to change Columbus Day to Morris the Cat Memorial Day

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Re: 10 Reasons Why My Cat is Better Than an Illlegal Alien
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2006, 08:33:00 AM »
HERE'S ONE MORE REASON WHY MY CAT IS BETTER THAN A WETBACK:

SHE BATHES CONSTANTLY AND IS FASTIDIOUSLY CLEAN!

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Re: 10 Reasons Why My Cat is Better Than an Illlegal Alien
« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2006, 08:52:13 PM »
LMAO, great thread :)
"Negroes are a form of animal and it is against the will of God and nature to mate with such creatures. It is specifically forbidden in the Holy Bible. The Negro is still in the ape stage, actually a higher form of gorilla. They are retarded, 200,000 years behind the white race. They suffer from sickle-cell trait, a hereditary racial characteristic of negroes, and is found in no other race - Negroes have diseased blood". - Prof. Charles Carroll

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Re: 10 Reasons Why My Cat is Better Than an Illlegal Alien
« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2006, 01:06:11 AM »
Here is my cat in the long grass  :)

Scriabin

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Re: 10 Reasons Why My Cat is Better Than an Illlegal Alien
« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2006, 11:27:28 AM »
Here is my cat in the long grass  :)

Looks like a very fine cat!