Author Topic: Third World Story (just for fun) (Read 17049 times)

MasterWolf1 · « **Reply #100 on:** November 26, 2009, 11:59:56 PM »

While a smelly homeless bum walked and tripped over Pedro sleeping on the sidewalk.

syyuge · « **Reply #101 on:** November 27, 2009, 02:02:53 AM »

They both got up and started singing loudly in the praise of the three entities who have arrived to liberate and transform them, it was the song written by Al Ape Muslam without the help of any speech writer.

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **Reply #102 on:** November 27, 2009, 08:38:05 AM »

Al Ape Muslam proposed that his followers take a break from the jihad by going down to the local welfare office to apply for benefits.

TruthSpreader · « **Reply #103 on:** November 27, 2009, 09:23:45 AM »

so he can go to McDonald's.

syyuge · « **Reply #104 on:** November 27, 2009, 10:00:22 AM »

The trio hired a piggie drawn troika for reaching to their destination on free coupons.

TruthSpreader · « **Reply #105 on:** November 27, 2009, 10:06:35 AM »

They wanted Israel to commit national suicide so they could create a Palestinian state.

syyuge · « **Reply #106 on:** November 27, 2009, 10:36:25 AM »

So at the welfare office, they were accorded a tumulus reception and standing ovation by the tax eating Foolishtinions.

TruthSpreader · « **Reply #107 on:** November 27, 2009, 10:43:03 AM »

Everyone at there was eating chitlins KFC and watermelon and drinking grape kool-aid.

syyuge · « **Reply #108 on:** November 27, 2009, 10:57:17 AM »

Muslamic trinity ordered for camel roasted in pumpkin sauce with other camel brand drinks.

TruthSpreader · « **Reply #109 on:** November 28, 2009, 04:22:58 PM »

they all had camel dung and camel urine.

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **Reply #110 on:** November 28, 2009, 05:08:15 PM »

Then, Al Ape Muslam and Joey Cohen suddenly realized KFC is not halal.

TruthSpreader · « **Reply #111 on:** November 28, 2009, 05:34:35 PM »

they then destroyed the KFC for not being halal.

Irish Zionist · « **Reply #112 on:** November 28, 2009, 05:35:43 PM »

This angered the jungle negros and they went to war with the sand apes, but forgot something

TruthSpreader · « **Reply #113 on:** November 28, 2009, 05:52:41 PM »

Quote from: Irish Zionist on November 28, 2009, 05:35:43 PM

This angered the jungle negros and they went to war with the sand apes, but forgot something

they forgotten their swords and turbans. Someone stole them along with their camels.

The One and Only Mo · « **Reply #114 on:** November 28, 2009, 07:10:01 PM »

Let's put it all together and see what we have.....?

TruthSpreader · « **Reply #115 on:** November 28, 2009, 08:19:38 PM »

a war between sand negroes and jungle negroes.

syyuge · « **Reply #116 on:** November 29, 2009, 01:14:36 AM »

The war between sand apes and jungle apes ensued and having thinner calf muscles the jungle apes succeeded in stealing all the so-called treasury of KaaavBaaa, thus rendering it powerless for ever.

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **Reply #117 on:** November 29, 2009, 01:32:06 AM »

Then the marijuana high that all the savanna apes had wore off, they realized that it was stupid to be fighting their sand bros, and they made peace with the Arabs and together they continued their march against whitey.

TruthSpreader · « **Reply #118 on:** November 29, 2009, 07:47:03 AM »

But "whitey" was armed and joined forces with the Israelis. Europeans, Americans and Israelis fought against the sand negroes and jungle negroes.

syyuge · « **Reply #119 on:** November 29, 2009, 08:03:45 AM »

Mother of All Porky Bombs (MOAPoB) were unleashed on them and thousands of sand apes were completely destroyed, but it did not have an iota of effect on the jungle apes who kept on advancing.

TruthSpreader · « **Reply #120 on:** November 29, 2009, 08:48:10 AM »

but unlike the whites and Jews, the jungle apes didn't had brains so they could not know how to fire the weapons.

syyuge · « **Reply #121 on:** November 29, 2009, 09:45:59 AM »

At the order of their commander all the jungle apes caught their weapons in reverse manners and fired them in full automatic mode.

TruthSpreader · « **Reply #122 on:** November 29, 2009, 12:32:20 PM »

which killed most of their forces so they had to call in reinforcements.

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **Reply #123 on:** November 29, 2009, 01:16:45 PM »

About fifty thousand wiggers volunteered to join the negro cause.

TruthSpreader · « **Reply #124 on:** November 29, 2009, 01:33:30 PM »

they were gangsta-wannabe/ebonics speaking skinheads wearing dorags.