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Offline pennyjangle

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Depression............
« on: November 23, 2009, 02:40:10 PM »



I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, the wars, lost jobs, Savings, Social Security, retirement funds, ect.


I called Lifeline, and got a freakin' Call Center in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal.
They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

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Re: Depression............
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2009, 03:44:04 PM »
 :laugh: :::D :laugh: :::D :laugh:
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Offline The One and Only Mo

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Re: Depression............
« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2009, 04:24:11 PM »
I don't grasp.
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Re: Depression............
« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2009, 04:51:26 PM »
suicide bombers
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Re: Depression............
« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2009, 05:00:45 PM »
Quote from: pennyjangle on November 23, 2009, 04:55:27 PM
Quote from: Mo2388 on November 23, 2009, 04:24:11 PM
I don't grasp.

I'm doing something wrong. My pictures aren't staying with the jokes. Bryan...........HELP!

OK imagine grumpy Garfield in robe and bunny slippers, holding a cup of coffee. Odie ran off with the last jelly donut, now Garfield is depressed so he's calls the hot line.
What about the fist post?
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Re: Depression............
« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2009, 05:17:54 PM »
1. she called a suicide hotline....

2. it was somewhere in Pakistan...

3. they wanted to know if she could drive a truck>?

4. it was a Pakistani suicide bomber place she called

5. they needed more volunteers...

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Re: Depression............
« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2009, 05:18:37 PM »
it is supposed to be a joke...
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Re: Depression............
« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2009, 05:26:03 PM »
Quote from: ~Hanna~ on November 23, 2009, 05:18:37 PM
it is supposed to be a joke...
I realize that. I wasn't sure about the bombing thing or if they wanted her to run people over.
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Re: Depression............
« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2009, 01:05:21 AM »
Cute :)
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Re: Depression............
« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2009, 06:56:55 AM »
For Penny.
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Offline Nita Singh

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Re: Depression............
« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2009, 03:42:09 AM »
why dont you call the Jihad Suicide Hotline?

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