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Online mord

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G-D hates seafood
« on: February 09, 2010, 02:08:21 PM »
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Re: G-D hates seafood
« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2010, 02:14:20 PM »
Quote from: mord on February 09, 2010, 02:08:21 PM
http://godhatescrustaceans.com/

Do you intend this as a joke? What is all this talk about Satan? Satan has nothing to do with why Shellfish are not Kosher... Also non-Jews don't have to obey the commandments of Kashrut...

Also it would seem from the Torah that G-d hates Shabbat desecraters more than he hates Fags and those who eat Shellfish... The commandment to observe Sabbath is the most often repeated commandment in the entire Torah.

 http://www.ou.org/publications/kaplan/shabbat/why.htm
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Re: G-D hates seafood
« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2010, 02:17:39 PM »
Quote from: muman613 on February 09, 2010, 02:14:20 PM
Quote from: mord on February 09, 2010, 02:08:21 PM
http://godhatescrustaceans.com/

Do you intend this as a joke? What is all this talk about Satan? Satan has nothing to do with why Shellfish are not Kosher... Also non-Jews don't have to obey the commandments of Kashrut...


I hink it's a joke although i'm not sure
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Re: G-D hates seafood
« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2010, 02:20:00 PM »

Its one of those G_dHates XX .com websites.
There's one called g_dHatesFags.com.
I think its meant to mock religion.
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Re: G-D hates seafood
« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2010, 02:23:13 PM »
Also shouldnt the site be called 'G-dLovesCrustaceans' because he forbid man from eating them... It would seem that from the shellfishes point of view that Hashem is sparing them being considered food for Jews... Although we also have a principle that a Jew can elevate the creature which he eats through the blessings we say, and thus the animal is elevated spiritually when we eat it... So maybe by denying the Crab or Lobster the ability to be elevated he actually is punishing them?

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Re: G-D hates seafood
« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2010, 03:54:13 PM »
Quote from: angryChineseKahanist on February 09, 2010, 02:20:00 PM

Its one of those G_dHates XX .com websites.
There's one called g_dHatesFags.com.
I think its meant to mock religion.



I think the G-d hates XX websites are modeled after the G-d hates fags website. 
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Re: G-D hates seafood
« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2010, 04:59:50 PM »
There was one I saw that said G-d hates figs.
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Re: G-D hates seafood
« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2010, 05:15:58 PM »
Many Christian sects have a habit of picking one or two commandments from the Torah and taking it seriously (for some unknown reason) while ignoring most of the rest.  It's like a "pick a verse, start a church" program.  So maybe the site is making fun of that.
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Re: G-D hates seafood
« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2010, 05:25:36 PM »
These sites promote atheism.  They are all produced by these degenerates:

http://steveswebhosting.com/

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