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Offline Confederate Kahanist

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Spring fever
« on: March 17, 2010, 07:17:54 PM »
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Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire.

Much to their relief she smiled and said, "Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper."

Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down.






Then she said: "First question: which tire was flat?"
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Offline cjd

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Re: Spring fever
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2010, 07:19:32 PM »
Now thats a very sharp teacher  :::D
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Offline Rubystars

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Re: Spring fever
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2010, 12:25:55 AM »
Great :)

Now what would she do if they all happened to choose the same answer?  ;D
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Re: Spring fever
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2010, 05:13:46 AM »
Quote from: Rubystars on March 18, 2010, 12:25:55 AM
Great :)

Now what would she do if they all happened to choose the same answer?  ;D

That was only the first question. Follow up questions:
Where did you get the flat?
Who changed the flat tire?
Whose car were you driving?
...

If all answers are the same, then they are telling the truth or they get away with cutting class for the day.
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