MasterWolf's You Know When You Are A Shwartza top 10:
10: You know you are a shwartza when the forcast calls for hurricane and then it becomes open season for looting.
9: You know you are a shwartza when Ebonics is a must written language on the voting ballets.
8. You know you are a shwartza when your teeth looks like the front of a Caddy.
7. You know you are a shwartza when you used Alphabet soup as a learning tool to help you how to read.
6. You know you are a shwartza when you have a baby and the first word coming out of mouth is "foodstamps".
5. You know you are a shwartza you learn how to dribble a basketball before you learn how to walk.
4. You know you are a shwartza when you are wearing on the new shwartaz perfume called "Eau de KFC"
3. You know you are a shwartza when the time you hit the age 18, you seen more parole officers then Rosie O Donnell has seen the buffet at Sizzler.
2. You know you are a shwartza when [censored] in the subway station is much easier then finding a public restroom.
ANDDDDDDDDDD THE TOP ANSWER
1. You know you are a shwartza when you learned " I Have a dream, that one day little black children will mug little white children in the school yard. I have a dream when the day will come, that if you are hungry you need to steal a TV cause a SONY can boost your appetite. I have a dream when English be too hard that we must chop it up and be "Da Ebonics Kings and Queens of Africanas Shwartzanas."
TY, from your friend.
M.W.
Topic: Spin Off From Jeff Foxworth By MasterWolf (Read 1647 times)