Well, if any state secedes it'll be Texas first. We should all move there, i hope my Noo Yawk accent is accepted there.
Well there's a joke in the South. It goes, what's the difference between a yankee and a damn yankee. A yankee visits, looks around, and goes back north. A damn yankee visits, looks around, and stays.

In all honesty though if you're a JTFer I'm sure you'd more than fit in, and besides that, it's much, much better than one more illegal from Mexico!