Sow your oats

[Confederate Kahanist]

http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=144897



A tough old cowboy once counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning. The grandson did this religiously and lived to the age of 110.

He left 4 children,
20 grandchildren,
30 great-grandchildren,
40 great-great-grandchildren,



       
   

And a 50-foot crater where the crematorium used to be.

[Rubystars]

lol