I see there's a show on cable called Bridezillas. Like I said, I don't watch tv but my sister does. So sometimes, I can't help but catch glimpses of it. You have these fat UGLY girls planning their weddings, as if they're the only women on the face of the earth to ever marry. It's all about "I want this! I want that!" Then they stuff themselves into their strapless, immodest wedding gowns. It just makes me want to puke.