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Affirmative Action Names
« on: May 14, 2007, 09:49:54 PM »
Yesterday I was joking around at my mom's house and telling my mom and sister schvartza names that I thought up of.

Let's see if any schvartza woman actually has these names.

Katrilia. UMM HMM.

Katrisha. UMM HMM.

Rahelia. UMM HMM. (Chaim mentioned that one once in a customer service story.)

Condoleeza. UMM HMM.

Any more ideas?


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Re: Affirmative Action Names
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2007, 10:20:16 PM »
Yesterday I was joking around at my mom's house and telling my mom and sister schvartza names that I thought up of.

Let's see if any schvartza woman actually has these names.

Katrilia. UMM HMM.

Katrisha. UMM HMM.

Rahelia. UMM HMM. (Chaim mentioned that one once in a customer service story.)

Condoleeza. UMM HMM.

Any more ideas?




  :D How about "LaTrine" ? Seriously, this is no joke !Perhaps her boyfriend is  named "John ".
  She must be related to $#!T-H0U$E Jones !

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« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2007, 10:59:00 PM »
I have a relative who was a teacher in the NYC school system many years ago.  She had a number of students named Lavoris.
True story - they were named after the mouthwash!
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Re: Affirmative Action Names
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2007, 11:35:33 PM »
How about Taniqua, LeTanua and LeVonia?

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Re: Affirmative Action Names
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2007, 10:07:20 AM »
 You forget Imerica lol.

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« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2007, 11:43:34 PM »
Shaniqua. Don't forget Shaniqua.

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Re: Affirmative Action Names
« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2007, 05:37:05 AM »
Cleodis
Damoney(Literaly "The Money)
Ashanti
Keisha

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http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/09/29/national/main575685.shtml

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« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2007, 08:35:03 AM »
 ;D A women actually named her daughter after her stereo system- "Toshiba" ! LMAO ! :laugh:

          UMM HMM   !!!!! 

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Re: Affirmative Action Names
« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2007, 05:42:55 PM »
Shanaynay

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« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2007, 05:54:58 PM »
Use Feet to Peel Banana from Botswana?  :laugh:
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« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2007, 06:10:08 PM »
Here are a few more ideas, hmm what do you think:

Drug A. Dealah

Orang U. Tang

Welfare Crooks

E.B. Onix
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« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2007, 07:04:37 PM »
Here are a few more ideas, hmm what do you think:

Drug A. Dealah

Orang U. Tang

Welfare Crooks

E.B. Onix

I. B. Oppressed.

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« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2007, 07:33:59 PM »
Can we also settle for Harlem Poop?
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« Reply #14 on: May 17, 2007, 08:39:50 AM »
 ;D How about " Abou Ben J'gah-Bu Al-N'guh " ?

"Mustafah Mosely Muhammed Jones" ;)

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« Reply #15 on: May 17, 2007, 01:23:30 PM »
You forget Imerica lol.
That's not my name, its my USERNAME. MY name is Erica. I don't see the point in making fun of names you weren't given. However if someone made fun of your name (be it Hebrew or otherwise) how would you feel?

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« Reply #16 on: May 17, 2007, 04:14:16 PM »
You forget Imerica lol.
That's not my name, its my USERNAME. MY name is Erica. I don't see the point in making fun of names you weren't given. However if someone made fun of your name (be it Hebrew or otherwise) how would you feel?

true, but i thought it mean it America, because Blacks name themselves with weird names, to have a supposed "Culture" like Damoney lol!

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« Reply #17 on: May 17, 2007, 04:44:09 PM »
You forget Imerica lol.
That's not my name, its my USERNAME. MY name is Erica. I don't see the point in making fun of names you weren't given. However if someone made fun of your name (be it Hebrew or otherwise) how would you feel?

true, but i thought it mean it America, because Blacks name themselves with weird names, to have a supposed "Culture" like Damoney lol!
Not every black person has an ethnic name. Not every black person has an African name. And my username came from someone I knew when I was younger. She said that it sounded like I was saying "America" when I introduced myself. :D So my username is an introduction and a spin on America.

You generalize a lot. My mom's name is Juanita Maria, my sister is Ursula, my brother is Damien, my children have beautiful names. Nothing too ethnic there. By the way, my middle name is LaTrice (La- TREECE...phonetically) . I don't know where my dad found that name but I like it. Its a bastardization of LaTricia.

Someone could easily make fun of your names also. Especially ignorant people like Jesse Jackson who have called Jews "Hymies".

Our names are part of our culture, yes, but there are a lot of blacks who have 'regular' names like Mary Jane, Suzette and Carmen- Richard, Robert and Charles.
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« Reply #18 on: May 20, 2007, 06:29:01 PM »
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Re: Affirmative Action Names
« Reply #19 on: May 20, 2007, 06:32:51 PM »
they can't even name themselves.

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« Reply #20 on: May 20, 2007, 07:08:08 PM »
they can't even name themselves.
There are people in your culture whose names are not as commonly known  and can be looked at and laughed at all the same, with no research. Some of the ethinc names that some blacks name their kids or are named themselves, you can actually look up and find meaning to. Just like a person with common sense can look up a Hebrew name and find meaning to that also.

And Riggor Mortis is not someone's name...its probably because of gang affiliation that they named themselves that, Babaloinan Jew.

For a long time, after I found out that  Beyonce's sister's name is Solange (So- Lonj) *soft 'g' sound* ..I thought it was an ethnic/black name that their mom had made up. It wasn't until I started working at a department store and met my ex-boss whose name is also Solange. She is French...so the name is French. The woman is easily in her mid 50's...so it reached back way before 21 year old Solange Knowles-Smith was born.

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Re: Affirmative Action Names
« Reply #21 on: May 20, 2007, 07:52:10 PM »
Here are my contributions:

Eczema
Vagina
LaQueefa
Qyera
Uneqqee

Anyway, watch the Maury show, there's no shortage of such names!


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« Reply #22 on: May 20, 2007, 08:04:15 PM »
Please, I had many black people tell me that most of those black names are all made up (Kayshawn, Deshawn, etc.)
Tell me what those names mean?

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Re: Affirmative Action Names
« Reply #23 on: May 20, 2007, 09:08:10 PM »
Here are my contributions:

Eczema
Vagina
LaQueefa
Qyera
Uneqqee

Anyway, watch the Maury show, there's no shortage of such names!

They actually name someone after the girls private parts?

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Re: Affirmative Action Names
« Reply #24 on: May 20, 2007, 09:48:23 PM »
Here are my contributions:

Eczema
Vagina
LaQueefa
Qyera
Uneqqee

Anyway, watch the Maury show, there's no shortage of such names!

They actually name someone after the girls private parts?

http://www.snopes.com/racial/language/names.asp


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To defend, to love, to hold
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And before the whole world free.
As our fathers trusted humbly,
Teach us, Lord, to trust Thee still:
Guard our land and guide our people
In Thy way to do Thy will.