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Re: The Commander of the Israeli Navy is a Chinese Jew
« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2010, 02:43:53 PM »
I think his grandfather was Chinese, so he is 1/4 Chinese. If you recall, there had been posting about him before moths ago on this forum. Then he made it into the news because he was caught on a striptease bar.

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Re: The Commander of the Israeli Navy is a Chinese Jew
« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2010, 02:47:04 PM »
I think his grandfather was Chinese, so he is 1/4 Chinese. If you recall, there had been posting about him before moths ago on this forum. Then he made it into the news because he was caught on a striptease bar.
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Re: The Commander of the Israeli Navy is a Chinese Jew
« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2010, 02:51:55 PM »
Indeed he looks Chinese. They even nicknamed him Chiney in the Army.

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Re: The Commander of the Israeli Navy is a Chinese Jew
« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2010, 06:16:34 PM »
Maybe he gives a discount on cleaning the Navy's uniforms at the laundry.   8)

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Re: The Commander of the Israeli Navy is a Chinese Jew
« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2010, 07:23:47 PM »
Where did you find that picture of me?
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Re: The Commander of the Israeli Navy is a Chinese Jew
« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2010, 07:32:12 PM »
Intermarriage is so prevalent these days, that a Jew could turn out to be almost anyone. 


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Re: The Commander of the Israeli Navy is a Chinese Jew
« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2010, 07:43:23 PM »
Time for Jewish/Chinese Jokes:

http://www.chinesejokes.net/jokes.php?action=read&joke=19

The First Officer

An airplane takes off from the airport.
The captain is Jewish and the first officer is Chinese.
It's the first time they've flown together and it's obvious by the silence that they don't get along.
After thirty minutes, the Jewish Captain speaks, "I don't like Chinese."
The First Officer replies, " Ooooh, no like Chinese? Why ees that?"
The Captain says, "You bombed Pearl Harbor. That's why I don't like Chinese."
The First Officer says, "Noooo, noooo.... Chinese not bomb Pearl Harbah. That Japanese, not Chinese."
And the Captain answers, "Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese... it doesn't matter, they're all alike."
Another thirty minutes of silence.
Finally the First Officer says, "No like Jew."
The Captain replies, "Why not? Why don't you like Jews?"
The First Officer says, "Jews sink Titanic."
The Captain tries to correct him, "No, no. The Jews didn't sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg."
The First Officer replies," Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg, no mattah. All same."



http://www.chinesejokes.net/jokes.php?action=read&joke=32

Comparing Cultures

A Jewish man and a Chinese man were conversing. The Jewish man commented upon what a wise people the Chinese are.
"Yes," replied the Chinese man, "Our culture is over 4,000 years old. But, you Jews are a very wise people, too."
The Jewish man replied, "Yes, our culture is over 5,000 years old."
The Chinese man was incredulous, "That's impossible," he replied. "Where did your people eat for a thousand years?"



http://www.angelfire.com/al/AttardBezzinaLawrenc/jewish.html

A Word To The Wise

These two Jewish men are sitting in a wonderful deli frequented almost exclusively by Jews in the Jewish section of town. They are talking among themselves in Yiddish. A Chinese waiter comes up and in fluent and impeccable Yiddish asks them if everything is okay, can he get them anything, and so forth. The Jewish men are dumbfounded. "My God, where did he learn such perfect Yiddish?" they both think. After they pay the bill they ask the manager of the store, an old friend also fluent in Yiddish, "Where did your waiter learn such fabulous Yiddish?" The owner looks around and leans in so no one will hear and says, "Shhhh. He thinks we're teaching him English."



The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese food so much. The study revealed that it is due to the fact that Won Ton spelled backwards is Not Now.

You shall make yourself the Festival of Sukkoth for seven days, when you gather in [the produce] from your threshing floor and your vat.And you shall rejoice in your Festival-you, and your son, and your daughter, and your manservant, and your maidservant, and the Levite, and the stranger, and the orphan, and the widow, who are within your cities
Duet 16:13-14

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Re: The Commander of the Israeli Navy is a Chinese Jew
« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2010, 07:46:39 PM »
muman613, I think you've missed your calling!

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Re: The Commander of the Israeli Navy is a Chinese Jew
« Reply #9 on: June 03, 2010, 08:03:38 PM »
Where did you find that picture of me?

Thats you :o :o
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