redneck manicured lawn

[Confederate Kahanist]

How the so called worlds strongest redneck takes care of his lawn:

[~Hanna~]

He is an idiot.

I hate his mustache.

He treats his wife badly, I am sure.

I hope he plans on buying another vacuum now.

[Ari Ben-Canaan]

What kind of self respecting redneck would own a pansy lawnmower like that?  How on earth did he suffer through the embarrassment of buying such a "piece" in the checkout line?  Going off what ~Hanna~ said, about his mustache...  what kind of girly facial hair is that [James Hetfield called and wants his gayness back].  Grow a beard!!  What a feygala putz.

http://www.deere.com/en_US/homeowners/riding_mowers/index.html

John Deere.  Take pride in what you do.

I'm from the Adirondacks.  We know how to get things done.  I can't wait to move back home and do my parents lawn again.  Gardening/botany is a passion of mine.

http://www.jerrybaker.net/garden/homepage.aspx

^Having a nice lawn is pretty easy and only takes common sense.  5 extra minutes of time to get a nice lawn; mix up a hose-end sprayer with some coca-cola, beer, mouthwash, and dishsoap, plus some Superthrive brand vitamins and some seaweed and spray your lawn like normal.  A knowledge of hydroponics also helps, but is not mandatory [eg, getting into biological aerated compost teas].

 

[Rubystars]

That was funny about the vacuum. 

[Confederate Kahanist]

That was funny about the vacuum. 

I thought so to Ruby 

[~Hanna~]

If anyone needs a job killing blackberries, please inquire with me, thanks.

[Dr. Dan]

how about placing a lawn mowing bag to catch the grass?

[~Hanna~]

That's too much work.

He would rather make his wife angry and ruin the vacuum cleaner in the process, thus, wasting money, also.

how about placing a lawn mowing bag to catch the grass?