Corona

[IsraeliGovtAreKapos]

Is garbage, Mo

No, I hate Goldstar 

When I come to Israel IY'H, you will get me a Corona.

Don't push your luck
Uncle Ron will give you a gift but one that fists your age little Americano

[Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks]

Ahem Ron, I think you are underage.

[IsraeliGovtAreKapos]

Ahem Ron, I think you are underage.

in Israel you don't get beer legally (legally only after 18)
in the US you have to be 21 to try a drop

[nessuno]

Is for puss*ies, Mo

No, I hate Goldstar 

When I come to Israel IY'H, you will get me a Corona.

Don't push your luck
Uncle Ron will give you a gift but one that fists your age little Americano

What's with the language?  That is really inappropriate.

[Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks]

Bullcat: I think this was all in jest.

Ron: You aren't 18.

[Rubystars]

Beer is for sissies, Tennessee whiskey is where it's at.

[muman613]

I dont think there is a dinking age in Israel..

[Rubystars]

For those who can't take a joke yes I'm joking. 

[IsraeliGovtAreKapos]

Bullcat: I think this was all in jest.

Ron: You aren't 18.

Yes
so?
my friends are getting it for me

[Kahane-Was-Right BT]

Is for puss*ies, Mo

Don't push your luck
Uncle Ron will give you a gift but one that fists your age little Americano

Word to the wise, the lady folk don't appreciate this kind of language, Ron.  
Plus it's not befitting a budding Torah scholar such as yourself.

[Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks]

Yes
so?
my friends are getting it for me

Does Judaism condone breaking the law to drink?

[IsraeliGovtAreKapos]

Beer is for sissies, Tennessee whiskey is where it's at.

Only Vodka

[Kahane-Was-Right BT]

Bullcat: I think this was all in jest.

Ron: You aren't 18.

Yes
so?
my friends are getting it for me

Man, those were the days...

We started that around 17, 18

[IsraeliGovtAreKapos]

Word to the wise, the lady folk don't appreciate this kind of language, Ron.  

Yea they do

Plus it's not befitting a budding Torah scholar such as yourself.

This is the reason all we do is fight we cannot understand jokes

[Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks]

Vodka is manufactured by Russian Nazis.

[IsraeliGovtAreKapos]

Yes
so?
my friends are getting it for me

Does Judaism condone breaking the law to drink?

The Israeli law is not my law
but anyway how is that illegal?

[IsraeliGovtAreKapos]

Vodka is manufactured by Russian Nazis.

And beer is by German Nazis, and wine is by French Nazis.

why so serious? we hate them all so why take it seriously?

[Kahane-Was-Right BT]

Word to the wise, the lady folk don't appreciate this kind of language, Ron.  

Yea they do

lol, maybe at the age you're dealing with, but not when they grow up.

Plus it's not befitting a budding Torah scholar such as yourself.

This is the reason all we do is fight we cannot understand jokes

I knew it was a joke, Ron, it's the choice of words that's not befitting you.  I didn't actually think you were saying something harsh to Mo!    Very obvious you were kidding around.

[cjd]

Beer is for sissies, Tennessee whiskey is where it's at.

I agree however I tend to go for some Old Granddad 100 proof or some Wild Turkey...And skip the ice... Most evenings a night cap of a few fingers of some Brugal yellow rum straight up does wonders after a long day 

[IsraeliGovtAreKapos]

lol, maybe at the age you're dealing with, but not when they grow up.

You're not familiar with my experience my dear brother 

I knew it was a joke, Ron, it's the choice of words that's not befitting you.  I didn't actually think you were saying something harsh to Mo!    Very obvious you were kidding around.

What's wrong about the words I chose to use? that's the way we joke in Israel

[Rubystars]

CJD yes Wild Turkey also tastes good

[Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks]

The Israeli law is not my law
but anyway how is that illegal?

... I thought that devout religious people set examples by not drinking underage and the like.

(That is not intended to be a smarta$$ remark, it is a sincere point.)

[IsraeliGovtAreKapos]

Relax guys 

[Kahane-Was-Right BT]

I'm referring to the word you used beginning in letter p.   That is a very harsh language in English in America  

Sissy or wimp or many other words would fit there and be perfectly natural.... when someone drops the p-bomb that's perceived pretty strongly

[IsraeliGovtAreKapos]

The Israeli law is not my law
but anyway how is that illegal?

... I thought that devout religious people set examples by not drinking underage and the like.

(That is not intended to be a smarta$$ remark, it is a sincere point.)

I was damn joking!

but before my Teshuva...........