At the trial, presuming one is actually held, imagine this scenario:
The schwartze, dressed as an angelic being, complete with total makeover by professional makeup artists and clothing designers, faces the jury and smiles innocently, as her skinny nebish New York City ACLU Attorney presents the case for her defense:
"Ledies ant Yentlemen of the Jury..."
"My client has for years now, devoted her life to helping others, promoting diversity, and putting an end to the evil of racism!" ...
"She is an active member of "The Green Living Institute", "The Rainbow Coalition", "Americans for Universal Healthcare!", and "The Coalition for Immigrants' Rights", even volunteering her time on the "Obama '08" Campaign!"
"Not only has the defendant been misidentified and falsely accused!" --
"But her accuser suffered such pain and distress that she is simply not capable of recalling the events which transpired on the day of her attack and disfigurement!"
"Her attending physicians have already testified that the Valium and Morphine which they administered to her in the hospital to tranquilize her and reduce pain would have placed her in a stuporific state - one accompanied by memory loss and confusion!"
"Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury, the FACTS will prove that on the day in question my client was simply offering, as a gesture of welcoming friendship, to buy her accuser a nice steaming hot cup of chocolate from Starbucks!"...
"Suddenly, SHE HERSELF was pushed from behind by someone whom others who have since have come forth have described as ...
"
A WHITE MAN! WEARING A TEA PARTY BADGE! - CARRYING A SIGN READING "STOP THE GROUND ZERO MOSQUE!" IN ONE HAND, AND HOLDING IN HIS OTHER HAND A GLASS JAR CONTAINING AN AS OF YET UNIDENTIFIED FLUID!"
"Being either pushed or struck from behind, my client slipped and fell -- accidentally spilling her cup of hot cocoa, which is very likely to have splattered on to the face of the plaintiff!" ...
"However" ...
"The damage to the face of the plaintiff had to have been caused by another individual, someone yet to be apprehended, then stepping forward from the crowd of people and deliberately emptying a container of sulfuric acid onto her face!"
"Not only is my client completely innocent of the heinous act of which she is accused, but spilling a cup of hot chocolate, some of it unavoidably splashing onto the face of a white girl shopping for very expensive sunglasses, is no crime!"...
"THE REAL CULPRIT, THE ANTI-GOVERNMENT WHITE EXTREMIST, HAS YET TO BE APPREHENDED!" ...
"In the meantime, my client, who was only trying to make a new friend in a lonely city, stands before you on trial facing if convicted years of imprisonment!"...
"Wrongly accused!"....
"THE VICTIM OF RACISM!"
"AND"... "Realizing that other White Extremists were in the area, she found no other option available to her other than to run and hide to avoid being arrested and charged with an act which she could not possibly have committed!"