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Mark Twain on Jews
« on: March 24, 2008, 10:50:05 PM »
The Jews have the best average brain of any people in the world. The Jews are the only race who work wholly with their brains and never with their hands... They are peculiarly and conspicuously the world's intellectual aristocracy.
- Mark Twain's Notebook

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Re: Mark Twain on Jews
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2008, 10:57:03 PM »
hey if there is any generalization anyone is goign to make about a people, i will gladly take this one.
If someone says something bad about you, say something nice about them. That way, both of you would be lying.

In your heart you know WE are right and in your guts you know THEY are nuts!

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Re: Mark Twain on Jews
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2008, 10:59:19 PM »
Hmmm; on the one hand, this could be taken as a kind compliment; on the other, it could be used to justify all sorts of visious anti-Semitism...  :-\

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Re: Mark Twain on Jews
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2008, 11:09:27 PM »
It looks like a very mixed message.

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Re: Mark Twain on Jews
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2008, 11:37:28 PM »
Hmmm; on the one hand, this could be taken as a kind compliment; on the other, it could be used to justify all sorts of visious anti-Semitism...  :-\

It's typical Twain...tinged with witty, acrimonious humor.
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Re: Mark Twain on Jews
« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2008, 12:16:33 AM »
He needs to visit my Jews in Sports website, LOL. :::D

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Re: Mark Twain on Jews
« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2008, 12:54:52 AM »
I'm actually in the middle of reading tom sawyer.  You should hear his generalizations about blacks from the POV of his storytellers.

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Re: Mark Twain on Jews
« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2008, 01:00:02 PM »
In Twain's day, Jews were stateless, wandering, and rarely found to be in jobs requiring manual labor.

[Manual Labor...isn't he the Mexican Trade Unionist?]

This isn't all Twain wrote about Jews, whom he greatly admired.

As a generalization, Twain's remark does have substance and is meant more as a compliment than a slight...He knew that Jews could produce a larger GNP from a deserted swampy wasteland in just 60 years by utilizing our brainpower and intellect, whereas most other peoples would require abundant natural resources, colonies, and hundreds of years to produce wealth.

As for Twain's summation of the Negro, he also gave great credit where great credit was due, and I have done the same many times on this forum.

All things being equal, Jews don't stand a chance against a Negro sports team or against a Negro dance band.

As a stereotype, all groups of nationalities have their strong points and their weak points, and even the enemies of the Jews fear our gift of intellect and our abilities in business.

With the rebirth of Israel in 1948, the Jews have also proven our abilities in agricultural and military successes.

We are still far from adept in the fields of politics and self-governance.








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Re: Mark Twain on Jews
« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2008, 03:49:09 PM »
In Twain's day, Jews were stateless, wandering, and rarely found to be in jobs requiring manual labor.

[Manual Labor...isn't he the Mexican Trade Unionist?]

This isn't all Twain wrote about Jews, whom he greatly admired.

As a generalization, Twain's remark does have substance and is meant more as a compliment than a slight...He knew that Jews could produce a larger GNP from a deserted swampy wasteland in just 60 years by utilizing our brainpower and intellect, whereas most other peoples would require abundant natural resources, colonies, and hundreds of years to produce wealth.

As for Twain's summation of the Negro, he also gave great credit where great credit was due, and I have done the same many times on this forum.

All things being equal, Jews don't stand a chance against a Negro sports team or against a Negro dance band.

As a stereotype, all groups of nationalities have their strong points and their weak points, and even the enemies of the Jews fear our gift of intellect and our abilities in business.

With the rebirth of Israel in 1948, the Jews have also proven our abilities in agricultural and military successes.

We are still far from adept in the fields of politics and self-governance.









well said
If someone says something bad about you, say something nice about them. That way, both of you would be lying.

In your heart you know WE are right and in your guts you know THEY are nuts!

"Science without religion is lame; Religion without science is blind."  - Albert Einstein

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Re: Mark Twain on Jews
« Reply #9 on: March 26, 2008, 04:16:32 PM »


Apparently he never got to see the IDF.