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Which of these would be the best Chanukah gift for PM Lewinsky?

Year's supply of kneepads
2 (18.2%)
A spinal transplant
3 (27.3%)
100,000 minute prepaid phone card for when the White House calls collect
0 (0%)
One million Russian stormtroopers to help him ethnically cleanse Yesha
2 (18.2%)
Other
4 (36.4%)

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Offline Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks

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Best Chanukah Gift Idea For Lewinsky
« on: November 23, 2010, 08:35:48 PM »
So, boys and girls, what should it be?

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Offline Kahane-Was-Right BT

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Re: Best Chanukah Gift Idea For Lewinsky
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2010, 08:42:32 PM »
Can you explain why he is called "lewinsky?"
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Re: Best Chanukah Gift Idea For Lewinsky
« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2010, 09:11:37 PM »
It isn't self-explanatory? What did Lewinsky do?
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Re: Best Chanukah Gift Idea For Lewinsky
« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2010, 09:44:29 PM »
Quote from: Dr. Brennan Fan on November 23, 2010, 09:11:37 PM
It isn't self-explanatory? What did Lewinsky do?

Are you saying he has sexual relations with Bill Clinton?
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Re: Best Chanukah Gift Idea For Lewinsky
« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2010, 09:53:49 PM »
I am saying he got down on his knees and fellated the president.
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Re: Best Chanukah Gift Idea For Lewinsky
« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2010, 10:07:14 PM »
Quote from: Kahane-Was-Right BT on November 23, 2010, 09:44:29 PM
Are you saying he has sexual relations with Bill Clinton?
Well, he got down on his knees before Clinton when he was the president, so yeah.
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Re: Best Chanukah Gift Idea For Lewinsky
« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2010, 01:09:29 AM »
Teshuvah and the desire to be a Kahanist.
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Re: Best Chanukah Gift Idea For Lewinsky
« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2010, 08:23:01 AM »
    :::D. A personal tsa frisker.
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Re: Best Chanukah Gift Idea For Lewinsky
« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2010, 09:33:43 AM »
Quote from: Dr. Dan on November 24, 2010, 08:23:01 AM
    :::D. A personal tsa frisker.
I didn't think of that but perhaps, given the ease with which he goes down on presidents, he probably is a fruit.
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Re: Best Chanukah Gift Idea For Lewinsky
« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2010, 12:55:26 AM »
This thread is shallow and disgusting.
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Re: Best Chanukah Gift Idea For Lewinsky
« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2010, 02:59:38 AM »
An ulcer ?
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Re: Best Chanukah Gift Idea For Lewinsky
« Reply #11 on: November 26, 2010, 03:41:49 AM »
I don't like this thread because it tends bring things down to gutter level....The best gift for Netanyahu would be the presence of mind to do the right thing for the Jewish people.
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Re: Best Chanukah Gift Idea For Lewinsky
« Reply #12 on: November 26, 2010, 09:34:12 AM »
Who is this lewinski?
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Re: Best Chanukah Gift Idea For Lewinsky
« Reply #13 on: November 26, 2010, 09:36:40 AM »
Quote from: eclactus the great on November 26, 2010, 09:34:12 AM
Who is this lewinski?

Pipi. It's a nickname for him.

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Re: Best Chanukah Gift Idea For Lewinsky
« Reply #14 on: November 26, 2010, 09:44:22 AM »
Quote from: YimachShemotoIslam on November 26, 2010, 09:36:40 AM
Quote from: eclactus the great on November 26, 2010, 09:34:12 AM
Who is this lewinski?

Pipi. It's a nickname for him.


Oh,that homo who licks obama's feet.Well,i support a brain implant as a gift to him so i vote ''Other''.
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