Hurricane Names
Well, it appears our African-American friends have
found yet something else to be pissed about.
A black congresswoman reportedly complained that
the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding
names.She would prefer some names that reflect
African-American culture such as Chamiqua, Tanisha,
Woeisha, Shaqueal, and Jamal. She would also like
the weather reports to be broadcast in language that
street people can understand. I can hear it now: A
weatherman in Houston says...
"Wazzup, Mofos! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be
headin' fo' yo ass like Leroy on a crotch rocket!
[censored] be a category fo'! So grab yo' chirren, yo'
Ho, leave yo crib, and head fo' de nearest guv'ment
office fo yo FREE CRAP!"