Summer is here and Mayor Bloomberg proudly opned the NYC pools- of course he had to jump in with a black kid under one arm and a hispanic under the other. To his ususal whiny call of "Everybody in the po-o-o-ol!", once again us white folks will have to either go to the beach (somewhere away from NY, because the beaches are filled with all sorts of "diverse" flotsam and jetsam), swelter in our homes, or jump in a cold shower - because you know, THERE ARE NO POOLS IN WHITE NEIGHBORHOODS! That's because all us white folks are just so rich that we each have our own olympic sized pool, even if we live in an apartment. Mayor Bloomberg proudly declared the safety of the pools this year -as security will be beefed up and there will be a zero tolerance on whirlpooling and other assorted sexual assaults by the little multi-cultural darlings. I live not far from that hotbed of racism and white supremacy, Howard Beach. There is not a pool, a shower, an open hydrant, recreation center, or a cooling center for the seniors during the dog days of summer. Why - well because after raping us with taxes to pay for the pools in the "hood", there's no money left for so much as a bag of dry ice courtesy of the city - and of course, we white folks are not as sensitive as our darker neighbors, and we can roast without respite - hey, you just gotta love NYC!