Too many minorities in my water park

[Dr. Dan]

 

http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?v=A8_evbJBHnA


Funny song

[Meerkat]

oh south park is such win

heres a better link

[Rubystars]

You guys realize that the point of that video is to make fun of anyone who feels that way right?

Then again we used to have this Six Flags theme park in Houston called Astroworld. It also had a water park attached to it called Water World. The last time I went to Astroworld, it was almost ALL blacks in the park which I found out after entering. I was there because I'd won tickets to a concert from a radio station and the concert was going to be inside the park. It was getting to the point where no white person in their right mind wanted to pay $25-$33 per person plus the cost of food and drinks to enter a theme park that was full of nothing but violent black teenagers with a ghetto mindset and Astroworld/Waterworld shut down.

I predict the same fate for this one:

[Dr. Dan]

It's funny because it's true from what I have seen personally.  A few months before this episode aired, I went to a placed out in Long Island called Splish Splash. Perhaps it was the day I went...perhaps it was the luck of draw..but there were a lot of "Minorities" in that waterpark. 

It is what it is. It's funny only because it's true.

[Rubystars]

It's funny because it's true from what I have seen personally.  A few months before this episode aired, I went to a placed out in Long Island called Splish Splash. Perhaps it was the day I went...perhaps it was the luck of draw..but there were a lot of "Minorities" in that waterpark. 

It is what it is. It's funny only because it's true.

Yes you're right. I feel sad about Astroworld because when I went there as a very small kid it was a fun place and it was safe but before it shut down it was totally infested and dangerous.

[nessuno]

From my experience you have to get to Splish Splash when it opens.  First thing.  Pronto Tonto.  It's nice and quiet.  That is the only way you avoid the 'crowds'...if you know what I mean.
I will tell you an amazing story though.  I tucked a plastic bag with prescription eyeglasses and a $100 dollar bill into my pocket, at Splish Splash, before going into the wave pool.    When I came out.  It was gone.  So I figured there was no way I was getting that back.  Not with the teen crowd that was there.  I was just praying that they would leave my daughters glasses, even if they took the money.  I was so surprised when both the glasses and the money were turned it.  
Thank goodness.  It's expensive to replace eyeglasses.
I find those water parks gross on so many levels.

[briann]

There are very few Proud Angry Negroes at Disneyland.  There are minorities, but are mostly Asians with a few Mexicans. 

Its still a decent place to take kids.

[cjd]

It's funny because it's true from what I have seen personally.  A few months before this episode aired, I went to a placed out in Long Island called Splish Splash. Perhaps it was the day I went...perhaps it was the luck of draw..but there were a lot of "Minorities" in that waterpark. 

It is what it is. It's funny only because it's true.

Splish  Splash is actually a very well run water park or it was a few years back anyway... The trick is to go early and leave before the day trip buses start arriving from the city... There are a few days in the late summer when the city schools open but some of the others are still closed for another week or so... That's the best time to visit the park.

[Rubystars]

I think water parks are gross too. I don't think you could pay me to get in the water with people who have all kinds of sicknesses. I even had to stop going to the (mostly white) neighborhood pool because I would get sick almost every time I went.

[Dr. Dan]

Splish  Splash is actually a very well run water park or it was a few years back anyway... The trick is to go early and leave before the day trip buses start arriving from the city... There are a few days in the late summer when the city schools open but some of the others are still closed for another week or so... That's the best time to visit the park.

I went last summer and it was on a sunday.  I think I saw all the house keepers I would have ever known, their siblings, children, parents, cousins and cousin's cousins.

[Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks]

I don't think we should be patronizing New Sodom (oops, I meant Disneyland).

[TruthSpreader]

There are very few Proud Angry Negroes at Disneyland.  There are minorities, but are mostly Asians with a few Mexicans. 

Its still a decent place to take kids.

Don't ever go to Disneyland. Disney should not get a penny.

[nessuno]

I think water parks are gross too. I don't think you could pay me to get in the water with people who have all kinds of sicknesses. I even had to stop going to the (mostly white) neighborhood pool because I would get sick almost every time I went.

I know gross right?  We were invited for a child's birthday party.  I only went in the wave pool because I couldn't let my daughter go in alone.  She was still too young and it was crowded by the time they went in.  The water seems super chlorinated, but still it is kind of gross. 

[Rubystars]

I know gross right?  We were invited for a child's birthday party.  I only went in the wave pool because I couldn't let my daughter go in alone.  She was still too young and it was crowded by the time they went in.  The water seems super chlorinated, but still it is kind of gross. 

Well this was years ago and my sister wanted to go to the neighborhood pool and I told her not to go, because I'd gone there and gotten a horrible ear infection and colds from going there. She acted like I was just being stupid because she was saying a lot of other people went there every day and had no problems. Well she went, and guess what? She got pinkeye.

I think what finally convinced me to stop going was not only getting sick, but actually seeing boogers floating in the water from people who thought it was funny to go under the water and then blow bubbles out of their nose.

[muman613]

Well this was years ago and my sister wanted to go to the neighborhood pool and I told her not to go, because I'd gone there and gotten a horrible ear infection and colds from going there. She acted like I was just being stupid because she was saying a lot of other people went there every day and had no problems. Well she went, and guess what? She got pinkeye.

I think what finally convinced me to stop going was not only getting sick, but actually seeing boogers floating in the water from people who thought it was funny to go under the water and then blow bubbles out of their nose.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revenge_of_the_nerds

[nessuno]

Well this was years ago and my sister wanted to go to the neighborhood pool and I told her not to go, because I'd gone there and gotten a horrible ear infection and colds from going there. She acted like I was just being stupid because she was saying a lot of other people went there every day and had no problems. Well she went, and guess what? She got pinkeye.

I think what finally convinced me to stop going was not only getting sick, but actually seeing boogers floating in the water from people who thought it was funny to go under the water and then blow bubbles out of their nose.

My daughter has only ever had one ear infection.  It developed after she swam in a friend's pool. 

[Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks]

Well this was years ago and my sister wanted to go to the neighborhood pool and I told her not to go, because I'd gone there and gotten a horrible ear infection and colds from going there. She acted like I was just being stupid because she was saying a lot of other people went there every day and had no problems. Well she went, and guess what? She got pinkeye.

I think what finally convinced me to stop going was not only getting sick, but actually seeing boogers floating in the water from people who thought it was funny to go under the water and then blow bubbles out of their nose.

It's pretty easy to get ear infections from water. The canal is a natural one-way water trap.

[Rubystars]

True! I got ear infections before but this one was THE WORST ear infection of my whole life. I was afraid I was going to lose the hearing in that ear. I'd never had one that painful before.

[angryChineseKahanist]