Muslims announce new plan for world peace

[kahaneloyalist]

A hilarious article which is sadly believable in this day and age http://sultanknish.blogspot.com/2006/09/muslims-announce-completely-peaceful.html

[El Cabong!]

Yeah, that was a funny one. Satire is so close to the truth as always.

[Shlomo]

Hahahahaha!

My favorite parts:

Israel's Prime Minister Ehud Olmert angrily countered that Israel could and would never accept such a plan. "Israel is willing to make great sacrifices for peace," Olmert said, "we can offer to hand over 99 percent of Israel and allow the killing of up to 75 percent of the Jewish people but absolutely no more. I am completely firm in this regard."

President Bush in Washington D.C. called on the world to embrace the "Democratic means of resolving discussions" and "abandoning evildoms for progressing through hopeful measures" and warned against any outbursts of Islamophobia. "Today a billion and a half people around the world met and democratically decided to kill everyone different from them. While we disagree with their decision, we respect the democratic means they undertook to reach it...

[davkakach]

Good piece!