THE PHILADELPHIA SCHOOL BOARD, HAVING DECIDED TO PROMOTE "BE A QUEER" MONTH IN THE SCHOOLS, WERE SPLIT OVER HOW TO CELEBRATE WITHOUT BOTH ANGERING THE MEN WHO THOUGHT THEY WERE WOMEN, AND ALSO THE WOMEN WHO BELIEVED THAT THEY WERE MEN.
AFTER HOURS OF HEATED DISCUSSION, THE MATTER WAS SETTLED:
EACH SCHOOL WOULD HAVE ALL OF THE STUDENTS MARCH DOWN TO THE LIBERTY BELL.
THEY WOULD THEN GLUE HAIR ALL AROUND THE FAMOUS CRACK IN THE BELL.
THE HAIRY CRACK SATISIFED THE HE-SHE'S, THE IT-SHE'S, & THE SHE-HE'S.
ALL OF THE NORMAL STUDENTS WERE TOLD THAT IF THEY DIDN'T LIKE IT, THEN THEY WERE RACISTS.