Interview with an Illegal Mexican

[Shlomo]

I found this transcript and thought I would share:
This is the transcript of an interview with an illegal Mexican at a protest march in Texas. The reporter is trying to reason with an illegal Mexican. This is hilarious and a good example of a discussion with a master in the application of circular logic. Don't be logical, don't respect the truth or your adversary, just say what you think, make a new case when the previous case gets too difficult to defend.

Downtown Houston, Texas, May 1, 2006. Jim Moore was reporting for KHOU-TV, a Houston TV station working an interview with an illegal immigrant. The following is a transcript of that interview.

Jim: Juan, I see that you and thousands of other protesters are marching in the streets to demonstrate for your cause. Exactly what is your cause and what do you expect to accomplish by this protest?

Juan: We want our rights. We will show you how powerful we are. We will bring Houston to its knees!

Jim: What rights?

Juan: Our right to live here legally. Our right to get all the benefits you get.

Jim: When did you come to the United States?

Juan: Six years ago, I crossed over the border at night with seven other friends.

Jim: Why did you come?

Juan: For work. I can earn as much in a month as I could in a year in Mexico. Besides, I get free health care, our Mexican children can go to school free, if I lose my job I will get welfare, and someday I will have the Social Security. Nothing like that in Mexico!

Jim: Did you feel badly about breaking our immigration laws when you came?

Juan: No! Why should I feel bad? I have a right to be here. I have a right to amnesty. I paid lots of money for my Social Security and Green Cards.

Jim: How did you acquire those documents?

Juan: From a guy in Dallas. He charged me a lot of money too.

Jim: Did you know that those documents were forged?

Juan: It is of no matter. I have a right to be here and work.

Jim: What is this "right" you speak of?

Juan: The right of all Aliens. It is found in your Constitution. Read it!

Jim: I have read it, but I do not remember it saying anything about rights for Aliens.

Juan: It is in that part where it says that all men have Alien rights, like the right to pursue happiness. I wasn't happy in Mexico, so I came here.

Jim: I think you are referring to the Declaration of Independence and that document speaks to unalienable rights ... Not Alien rights.

Juan: Whatever.

Jim: Since you are demanding to become an American citizen, why then are you carrying a Mexican Flag?

Juan: Because I am Mexican.

Jim: But you said you want to be given amnesty ... To become a US citizen.

Juan: No. This is not what we want. This is our country, a part of Mexico that you Gringos stole from us. We want it returned to its rightful owner.

Jim: Juan, you are standing in Texas. After winning the war with Mexico, Texas became a Republic, and later Texans voted to join the USA. It was not stolen from Mexico.

Juan: That is a Gringo lie. Texas was stolen. So was California, New Mexico and Arizona. It is just like all the other stuff you Gringos steal, like oil and babies. You are a country of thieves.

Jim: Babies? You think we steal babies?

Juan: Sure. Like from Korea and Vietnam and China I see them all over the place. You let all these foreigners in, but try to keep us Mexicans out. How is this fair?

Jim: So, you really don't want to become an American citizen then.

Juan: I just want my rights! Everyone has a right to live, work, and speak their native language wherever and whenever they please. That's another thing we demand. All signs and official documents should be in Spanish. Teachers must teach in Spanish. Soon, more people here in Houston will speak Spanish than English. It is our right!

Jim: If I were to cross over the border into Mexico without proper documentation, what rights would I have there?

Juan: None. You would probably go to jail, but that's different.

Jim: How is it different? You said everyone has the right to live wherever they please.

Juan: You Gringos are a bunch of land grabbing thieves. Now you want Mexico too?   Mexico has its rights. You Gringos have no rights in Mexico. Why would you want to go there anyway? There is no free medical service, schools, or welfare there for foreigners such as you. You cannot even own land in my country. Stay in the country of your birth.

Jim: I can see that there is no way that we can agree on this issue. Thank you for your comments.

Juan: Viva Mexico!


Curtis Collier
President, U.S. Border Watch
Texas Director of the Fire Coalition
U.S. Border Watch
6046 F. M. 2920 suite 401
Spring, TX 77379

[El Cabong!]

And that is probably one of the "smarter" ones. Imagine what we have to deal with in this country.  There are too many of them and this country is going to be ruined by the numbers. The only thing I see is to use them against the muslims and have them fight it out for citizenship. Kill a muslim, be naturalized.

[Hail Columbia]

If you think that's bad, then (don't) check this out:
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/col/ruiz/index.html

I'm not going to post that article directly, because just checking that article out at a grocery store this morning (B"H that I didn't waste $.50 on that rag) damn near made me want to break everything in sight.

Anyway, this is exactly what we're dealing with.  I wonder if Senaturd John Pétain would still favor giving amnesty to human sludge such as that cretin, and tell us with a straight face that they are going to be good Americans?

[ScotcH]

The Gringo-haters now Viva LAS VEGAS !!

[newman]

Forget deer season, duck season and even wabbit season...................
We need WETBACK season! (no calibre restriction)

[fjack]

This sub human beast will produce a horde of stupid low IQ sickly offspring that will infest our schools, hospitals and join gangs. This must be stopped now. The traitors in congress should be tried for crimes aganst the people. The first one to be tried is the drunken coke head murderer ted , the swimmer, kennedy. The rest should follow and the penalities should be final. No mercy for these nation destroyers. I am sick and tired of mexico, I am replused by mexico, the population of mexico makes me ill even to look at them, they are violent, stupid and of no use at all to anyone, not even to themselves. We should not have invaded Iraq, we should have really finished off the mexican war and done what should have been done in 1848, the utter complete destruction of mexico and the exile of its 'people' to south america.

[newman]

I'm sick of the whole turd world. Why is it always up to countries like ours to wet nurse the scum and decay of the planet? We not only have to feed these sub-hunans abroad 'coz their too useless to organise their own affairs, but we have to accomodate the human sewage that washes out of the places as well!! We've won the game of human evolution and they've lost. Those who lose at evolution become extinct. .........that's the law of nature. Time we let nature take it's coarse.

[ScotcH]

Forget deer season, duck season and even wabbit season...................
We need WETBACK season! (no calibre restriction)

What a Rush that would be... those MECKIES will have never jump fences faster in their entire Lives !
I waiting for my License !!